Be Afraid! Be Afraid! Your Lives are at risk! From... I dunno... STUFF!
So apparently; 'Sir Ian Blair said every community was at risk from "indiscriminate" terrorism.'
I want to go on the record here. I call bullshit on Ian Blair. I live in the middle of Nowhere. My community, the one next door, and the next one along, are not at risk from terrorism....
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So apparently; 'Sir Ian Blair said every community was at risk from "indiscriminate" terrorism.'
I want to go on the record here. I call bullshit on Ian Blair. I live in the middle of Nowhere. My community, the one next door, and the next one along, are not at risk from terrorism....
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johnnyforeigner:
I reckon Labour's next tactic will be to start sneaking up on people and yelling "BANG! See? That could've been a terrorist! Or Bird 'flu! You're not prepared! YOU'RE AT RISK!" 
crackheidi:
Personally, I'm pissed bored of having to be scared of something, it seems to be all that politicians have done my entire life. Be scared of the IRA, Global Thermonuclear War (with Raygun and Thatcher, it was scary), AIDS, The Soviet threat, the post-Soviet threat, Al Qaeda, salmonella in eggs, bird flu. The fearful population is easy to control / manipulate, but some react by striving to overcome, it's a win-win situation for them. You're right, it's bullshit.
In the following entry there are three deliberate lies. See if you can spot them all!
This Weekend I:
Spoke to pretty girls.
Idly drank laudnuam ad read obscene persian poetry.
Won a chin up contest.
Got touched by a boy in my swimsuit area.
Wrote a touching love story between a sniper and the daughter of a god.
Killed a man in vicious knife...
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This Weekend I:
Spoke to pretty girls.
Idly drank laudnuam ad read obscene persian poetry.
Won a chin up contest.
Got touched by a boy in my swimsuit area.
Wrote a touching love story between a sniper and the daughter of a god.
Killed a man in vicious knife...
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maelwys:
I visited the moon, got drunk in a zero-g bar, had a fight with some martians and then puked all over Io. It was a good weekend.
crackheidi:
Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'm loving that penultimate one. Once I think of something creative enough, I'll drop back.
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johnnyforeigner:
Did you see the front page of the Sun? "TRAITORS" aimed at the MPs who voted no. That's how you KNOW you've done something right 
poppystrike:
Living the dream indeed. Is that what you were doing last night then when you didn't come out and play with your virtual friends?
The Internet is good, because you can get a glimpse of faulty thinking displayed for all to see.
And to think, I used to like Buffalo 66...
"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part...
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And to think, I used to like Buffalo 66...
"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part...
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poptard:
i'd get way more for my love juice
Was it obvious I was feeling especially awkward around human beings on Friday?
I do occasionally. I would've prefered to have stayed at home, sulking and being intense, but apparently I was in danger of becoming an urban legend. ("Who? Paul? Yeah, a friend of mine saw him once, but it was dark. They caught a glimpse of him through some trees. it must have...
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I do occasionally. I would've prefered to have stayed at home, sulking and being intense, but apparently I was in danger of becoming an urban legend. ("Who? Paul? Yeah, a friend of mine saw him once, but it was dark. They caught a glimpse of him through some trees. it must have...
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rosscoe:
I actually usually vote alcohol and laughing with friends.
But illness wants to steal all my fun.
But illness wants to steal all my fun.
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poppystrike:
No it's not you're a liar.
munch:
your not on my friends list. that is wrong.
good seeing you last night mister!
good seeing you last night mister!
Question: Why are the self apointed Champions of The White Race always the worst examples of it?
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johnnyforeigner:
There's nowhere like that near me as far as I'm aware (bear in mind I live in the rural bit of the arse-end of nowhere). And I'm just trying to steadily lose weight, a target a month (exercise a bit more, eat a bit better, etc etc). Sounds a bit gay compared to your vision 
But are there any good exercises you'd recommend for around the house?
But are there any good exercises you'd recommend for around the house?
traumatron:
You're a spooky bugger, you.
Sun Tzu and his Bearing on Relationships.
'Deadlock' means that
Neither side finds it
Advantageous
To make a move.
On deadlock terrain,
Even if our enemy
Offers a bait,
We do not make a move;
We lure him out;
We retreat.
And when half his troops
Are out,
That is our moment
To Strike.
-Sun Tzu's Art Of War, Forms of Terrain.
I thought I...
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'Deadlock' means that
Neither side finds it
Advantageous
To make a move.
On deadlock terrain,
Even if our enemy
Offers a bait,
We do not make a move;
We lure him out;
We retreat.
And when half his troops
Are out,
That is our moment
To Strike.
-Sun Tzu's Art Of War, Forms of Terrain.
I thought I...
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johnnyforeigner:
Or near me 
johnnyforeigner:
I got a couple of free weights. Can you recommend some good exercises? Main aim is to shed some weight (starting to do some other minor stuff too, gently getting into a healthier routine)
Oh.
Oh Wow.
No more writing when I'm playing Mr Insomnia.
What's been occuring in the wonderful land of Paul?
Three things mainly.
Spartan Total Warrior. Hack, Slash, Block, Smash, Stab, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill. Greco-Roman myth blended with frenetic fightporn. Romans with dodgy East End accents. Score. Has replaced Halo as my video game violence fix.
Kelly, Gorgeous, Funny, very very sweet -...
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Oh Wow.
No more writing when I'm playing Mr Insomnia.
What's been occuring in the wonderful land of Paul?
Three things mainly.
Spartan Total Warrior. Hack, Slash, Block, Smash, Stab, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill. Greco-Roman myth blended with frenetic fightporn. Romans with dodgy East End accents. Score. Has replaced Halo as my video game violence fix.
Kelly, Gorgeous, Funny, very very sweet -...
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honey:
forget it, pal. You've given her the reins in this relationship and its highly unlikely you'll ever get them back now!
Remember: girls are smarter than boys!
Remember: girls are smarter than boys!
honey:
Hee hee 
A pony to use the reins on? I am so funny!
A pony to use the reins on? I am so funny!
It's funny how things work out.
When this whole thing started, I remember people thought it was some sort of plague.
Some of the papers, you can guess which ones, shrieked in big black headline letters about biological weapons, islamic terrorists.
A couple of mosques got burnt down, A few poor bastards got kicked to death. It's what happens, when people panic. I remember reading...
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When this whole thing started, I remember people thought it was some sort of plague.
Some of the papers, you can guess which ones, shrieked in big black headline letters about biological weapons, islamic terrorists.
A couple of mosques got burnt down, A few poor bastards got kicked to death. It's what happens, when people panic. I remember reading...
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tarragon:
I tracked them to their lair and torched the place.
poptard:
hahaha
ahh yer may be a good idea to sussh
ahh yer may be a good idea to sussh