Paul Recommends:
The Klaxons!
Yay! Sci Fi references that only I get because I'm REALLY FUCKING CLEVER. Pretty! Girls at their gigs! Nu-Rave! A whole new label to get all shitty and elitist about! THANK YOU SCENE JESUS.
Minus points for twenty minutes of dead noise at the end of their last track, followed by thirty seconds of pointless white noise noodling. Poor Show Boys,...
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The Klaxons!
Yay! Sci Fi references that only I get because I'm REALLY FUCKING CLEVER. Pretty! Girls at their gigs! Nu-Rave! A whole new label to get all shitty and elitist about! THANK YOU SCENE JESUS.
Minus points for twenty minutes of dead noise at the end of their last track, followed by thirty seconds of pointless white noise noodling. Poor Show Boys,...
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FRIDAY - Pretty girls, and the turmoil they engender. Especially when they really like Lord Of The Rings.
SATURDAY - Poker! Swearing! Casual Threats Of Violence! A discussion of Timur-i-Lenk, and his effect upon the Transoxonian region!
SUNDAY -
[23:49] Ben: Apparently XXXXX XXX XXXXX X XXXX last night
[23:49] Witness The Fitness: Yeah
[23:49] Witness The Fitness: where you there?
[23:49] Ben: I somehow...
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SATURDAY - Poker! Swearing! Casual Threats Of Violence! A discussion of Timur-i-Lenk, and his effect upon the Transoxonian region!
SUNDAY -
[23:49] Ben: Apparently XXXXX XXX XXXXX X XXXX last night
[23:49] Witness The Fitness: Yeah
[23:49] Witness The Fitness: where you there?
[23:49] Ben: I somehow...
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deleteddelete:
I've tried it. I think I passed out and choked on my own vomit after three.
COBRASTYLE!
Some random thoughts that have occured to me whilst I fight insomnia which I have deigned to share with you, you lucky mortals. Be grateful, most of them are concerned with RED SLAUGHTER AND CONQUEST. Hello, my name is Paul, and I have an all consuming passion for Medieval warfare.
Ever consider that the victorian/regency era mode of letter writing - quick missives scratched...
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Some random thoughts that have occured to me whilst I fight insomnia which I have deigned to share with you, you lucky mortals. Be grateful, most of them are concerned with RED SLAUGHTER AND CONQUEST. Hello, my name is Paul, and I have an all consuming passion for Medieval warfare.
Ever consider that the victorian/regency era mode of letter writing - quick missives scratched...
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maelwys:
Maybe because a lot of the new generation have trouble understanding words like insignificant or impudent. "Impudent? Int that like when you carnt get a stiffy or sumfink?"
Ah! Medieval Warefare! I've been playing me old Medieval Total War. Only because my computer can't handle the new one, the bastard. Still, my Italian Empire is doing well despite the fuckwit Pope and that git the Holy Roman Emperor.
Ah! Medieval Warefare! I've been playing me old Medieval Total War. Only because my computer can't handle the new one, the bastard. Still, my Italian Empire is doing well despite the fuckwit Pope and that git the Holy Roman Emperor.
fanny:
thankfully no. she's my new niece 
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johnstitch:
Me too. I think ben would be happy with number three though.
Me too. I think ben would be happy with number three though.
its_matt:
this is where me being very thinly read would work against me, but they have music sections in swedish libaries dont they?
Have a good new years eve then?
Glad you did, I fucked my back right up, and spent it staring at the ceiling, cursing my ill fortune. 2007 had better do a better job, that's all I'm saying.
Plans to climb Ben Nevis are on the back burner.
Glad you did, I fucked my back right up, and spent it staring at the ceiling, cursing my ill fortune. 2007 had better do a better job, that's all I'm saying.
Plans to climb Ben Nevis are on the back burner.
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johnstitch:
So your saying I should make my beer wear a papar bag ? ...interesting.
So your saying I should make my beer wear a papar bag ? ...interesting.
poptard:
good?
it was afterschool
it was afterschool
It's Christmas soon, So I'll pass on some of the wisdom my dad imparted to me when i was a young boy, that made a real impression on me.
(Note: This is good advice, like how to make a campfire, not bad advice, like how to do a handbrake turn.)
When I was young, he had come back from some sort of social event of...
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(Note: This is good advice, like how to make a campfire, not bad advice, like how to do a handbrake turn.)
When I was young, he had come back from some sort of social event of...
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munch:
we actually bumped into Rosie after the show - but which stage, we were so pissed, all i managed was "Hey Pipettes Lady!" 
they were great though!
have a great xmas mister.
they were great though!
have a great xmas mister.
opalia:
your dad gives a lot better advice than mine...
have a great 2007.
have a great 2007.
We're sorry Paul, but while you were sleeping - No doubt caught in another nightmare of sibling rivalry (That Girl you always had a crush on, your youngest brother; They are very much in love, they will be married in June, they've been together for years, everyone else just assumed you knew. Look, here are pictures of them on holiday together, here they are holding...
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mat8drb:
The balance is impossible to achieve. Who else has managed it?
traumatron:
Pffft. Fuck everyone else.
Let's begin.
First order of business - JO! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN.
A brief Summary - Yes, I've turned 25. Halfway to fifty, a whole quarter century. I ain't dealing with it at all well. I'm still living at home, and I have no real career. I am unable to maintain long term relationships* and I have more interest in compulsive...
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First order of business - JO! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN.
A brief Summary - Yes, I've turned 25. Halfway to fifty, a whole quarter century. I ain't dealing with it at all well. I'm still living at home, and I have no real career. I am unable to maintain long term relationships* and I have more interest in compulsive...
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mat8drb:
If you're unhappy with your weight, do some exercise
Yep, I finally figured that out this year.
Also, why don't helicopters come in more colours? Why is there never a gold one?
its_matt:
Im going to lose weight in 2007. Im gradually beginning to realise time isnt on my side when it comes to attracting a mate, hopefully bigger guns will draw attention away from my various flaws.
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fanny:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
mat8drb:
Happy Birthday!
(They always understand.)
(They always understand.)
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nicklocking:
Brilliantly Dead Rising should be arriving today. So I can go to kung fu tonight, go home, shoot some aliens and smash up some zombies, thereby making me feel like A HERO OF NORSE LEGEND. How fucking manly am I? Don't even answer. You're too emasculated to even speak to me.
devere:
jokes man! how u been dude? xx
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mat8drb:
My god it is good to see him back again.
Even though he is whoring himself on EVERY POSSIBLE SHOW ever.
Even though he is whoring himself on EVERY POSSIBLE SHOW ever.
johnnyforeigner:
For some reason, that doesn't work for me. I'm very disappointed, I stopped listening to Junior Senior for it and everything 
[23:23] jericho blane: Oi, G suggests that Trainers wouldn't get me in the door at whereever it is we're going tomorrow
[23:23] jericho blane: is this rumour correct?
[23:24] alarchunig: it might well be
[23:24] jericho blane: curses
[23:24] jericho blane: even though i'm a maverick that doesn't just make and break the rules, damnit, I am the rules?
[23:24] alarchunig: yes
[23:25] jericho blane:...
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[23:23] jericho blane: is this rumour correct?
[23:24] alarchunig: it might well be
[23:24] jericho blane: curses
[23:24] jericho blane: even though i'm a maverick that doesn't just make and break the rules, damnit, I am the rules?
[23:24] alarchunig: yes
[23:25] jericho blane:...
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jackie:
nice to meet you properly on sat
mat8drb:
Good to see you at the weekend and geek out at the Bond film stuff.
I'm allowed to do that, right ?
Nah he was just really rude and ignorant to me, and we got in an argument. Then when i said id punch he said "well go on then". Not the smartest thing he said but not the most stupid either.