I don't really know why I'm filling out this profile....Maybe it's because I'm INSANELY bored. I feel weird talking to all these beautiful women....I mean, usually you talk to women before you see them naked. Well in my experience anyway. It's kinda like some person says " hey! " after they've been secretly watching you in the shower without your knowledge. I guess that could be flattering in some way. Maybe I should post some artistic nudes so all the cards are out on the table....then again....maybe I shouldn't. I am so freaking bored. People around here say it's a good thing when the medics are bored. It just means nobody is hurt. But damn! Nobody's even hung over asking for an IV! I've read every book in my room. Twice. And the selection around here leaves alot to be desired. Wal-Mart does have some sweet Fabio books but, I just don't feel emotionally stable enough to handle a romance novel of that caliber. EVER. I tell you what I could handle....another bottle of red. Now where did I put my crazy straw ?
This is a diagram explains why I can't leave the base for a month...

This is a diagram explains why I can't leave the base for a month...
