
gadget:
tips and app? like a smartphone app? #ProudToNotSmartPhone

aflalimo:
@gadget It matters not if the phone is endowed with this elusive quality called “smart.” Just let its account not be empty. Dear me, no. The penalty for that really smarts. 🤔🤧😏 *condescending tone* I was making a play on the hole tits and ass theme. Oops. *sound of erasing furiously* “Whole.” The whole tits in—er, and—ass theme thingy. 🤧👀😂😁