hehee I'm a bastard.. the ex called me this morning at about 5 drunk off her ass... so I called back and left a message.. explaining why we broke up, I didn't say a word I just played "Glass" by Incubus....
"If I had a dime for every time you walked away,
I could afford to not give a shit
and buy a drink and...
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"If I had a dime for every time you walked away,
I could afford to not give a shit
and buy a drink and...
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Out looking for one meaningful overnight relationship...
krim:
Rofl yes damn the diabetics!! So funny. I wish i had a reason to randomly request anal sex from a minor and not even know i was doing it. Alas there is none....
Well.....
Little Nicky was born last night at 11:47!!!
I got the call at about 9:45 on the way to Skully's, which was great cause i showed up at the hospital wearing my 80's garb! She was born about 7 weeks premature, but still weighed in at 6lbs 10 oz...
Her dad called me freaking out, he and my good friend had been in the...
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Little Nicky was born last night at 11:47!!!
I got the call at about 9:45 on the way to Skully's, which was great cause i showed up at the hospital wearing my 80's garb! She was born about 7 weeks premature, but still weighed in at 6lbs 10 oz...
Her dad called me freaking out, he and my good friend had been in the...
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yuriel:
wow congrats to him 
hmm *shrugs*
thats cute...
well yeah hope you had fun.
just smiles faintly
youre lucky i hate smiling, her being born really isnt any reason for ME to be happy
im a selfish prick 
but hey a lil love eh
hmm *shrugs*
thats cute...
well yeah hope you had fun.
just smiles faintly
youre lucky i hate smiling, her being born really isnt any reason for ME to be happy
im a selfish prick
but hey a lil love eh
tigress:
awww...thanks a fucking ton for your comment!
much love for you too!!!!!!!!!!!! 
much love for you too!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck it I think i have to go alone tonight...
How come all my friends decided to do shit tonight with their girlfriends.. and not me?!
Soooo Skully's should be fun... I guess Jim, Capt'n, Jose, and Mr Sam adams will be my buddies tonight.
I gotta make some cals now and see wtf is going on... see ya'll when im blurry-eyed...
Yeah i've been...
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yuriel:
dude i know the feeling man
have a good time yo
have a good time yo
ummmmmmmm On again, during the daytime... sober ... I'm taking GlassHeart's advice... no more pouring Jack directly on my open liver sore... or something like that... but dont expect me to be changing my name anytime soon..
and what the fuck am I ponting at in that picture???
and what the fuck am I ponting at in that picture???
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pulloffmywings:
i like your picture... you could be pointing at ANYTHING.
i think you need to make up a story about it, to amuse us
i think you need to make up a story about it, to amuse us
krim:
Take a tard pic and i will make one of us being drunkard tards. Do it!
Well, this is strange, its fucking 3 o'clockpm here, and i'm sober.. I feel like I'm letting someone down... I can't remember last time i visited this site sober... if ever?
Anyway, shits lookin up, I broke up with my girl (YAY ME!) , I have officially lost 55 pounds since i put on 75 after my accident... umm and school still sux!
Oh, the...
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Anyway, shits lookin up, I broke up with my girl (YAY ME!) , I have officially lost 55 pounds since i put on 75 after my accident... umm and school still sux!
Oh, the...
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yuriel:
ew hahahahha never man really you fuck hehe
dude damn man..... bummer bout he girl, and he beer swiggin
wtf kinda rul eis that shit who made that?!?
you fuck hehe
dude damn man..... bummer bout he girl, and he beer swiggin
wtf kinda rul eis that shit who made that?!?
glassheart:
babe, its good for you
Your fucking liver will hate you when you are older! Here is an example:
A healthy liver is essential for life! Cutting back on drinking is good for you, and you will live alot longer!
Healthy liver (not a lot of drinking):
BAD LIVER!:
Dont let this happen to you!
Your fucking liver will hate you when you are older! Here is an example:
A healthy liver is essential for life! Cutting back on drinking is good for you, and you will live alot longer!
Healthy liver (not a lot of drinking):
BAD LIVER!:
Dont let this happen to you!
the bright side of today is that all this death and dieing bullshit is over.
I hate funerals, they are soooooo not fun. Everbody's crying and shite, you NEVER see a clown walking around squirting people with disappearing-reappearing ink.
You know what I've planned the perfect funeral for myself...
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adrunkmobstar:
Thanks to all those that think I'm funny... (yuriel) Just so ya'll know I'm pursueing a horrible carreer in stand-up coedy.... well... the horrible part has come and gone... my ass is still doing small gigs...
Anyway... i also appreciate the notes on my belovd's death. I obviously don't grieve, I joke, thats my way.
Some day soon I will again find again the perfect girl... but this time she won't avoid breaking up with me by dieing....
Girls always take the easy way out....
till then happy wallowing... it's what i do best...
stupid sobriety, always fucking up a good fucked up state...
Anyway... i also appreciate the notes on my belovd's death. I obviously don't grieve, I joke, thats my way.
Some day soon I will again find again the perfect girl... but this time she won't avoid breaking up with me by dieing....
Girls always take the easy way out....
till then happy wallowing... it's what i do best...
stupid sobriety, always fucking up a good fucked up state...
nicolelee:
where you at punk? were you at the burlesque show? we were all drinking there, but i guess you missed it or didnt push anyone over or spill any drinks to say hi.
skullys. the 4th. how's that sound. lets get fucking DRUNK.
n*
skullys. the 4th. how's that sound. lets get fucking DRUNK.
n*
NiX sad
funerals suck
someone cheer this drunkass up....
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adrunkmobstar:
I guess this is how it is....... I really dont exist anymore..
I have officially quite beating the shit outta people, quit bouncing, quit security, quit everything.......
i donnu, im so lost now.....
i need to breathe but the air is disturbing in taste.
wanna re-enter into the ohio toughman comp. (won last year) , but dont know, not appealing to me anymore.
broke my hand last year and it didnt heal right, boxer's fracture across all my metacarpals in my right hand. Now my hand is twisted, maybe thats the reason i stopped fighting. No, I'm just bored with it all.
I quite.
I dont care anymore.
i don't exist.
I have officially quite beating the shit outta people, quit bouncing, quit security, quit everything.......
i donnu, im so lost now.....
i need to breathe but the air is disturbing in taste.
wanna re-enter into the ohio toughman comp. (won last year) , but dont know, not appealing to me anymore.
broke my hand last year and it didnt heal right, boxer's fracture across all my metacarpals in my right hand. Now my hand is twisted, maybe thats the reason i stopped fighting. No, I'm just bored with it all.
I quite.
I dont care anymore.
i don't exist.
glassheart:
being sad sucks, you and I are in the same boat, and there is a leak.
yea, so I'm home now... tonight was a long fuking night...
went and saw my dude perform before i had to do my gig. He was fucking sweet, se his shit should be big eventually, I'm producing his demo album, and well.... he's the next Jack Johnson, gaurun-fuckin-teed
My show went real well actually got a bunch of laughs, met with the comedy central rep...
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went and saw my dude perform before i had to do my gig. He was fucking sweet, se his shit should be big eventually, I'm producing his demo album, and well.... he's the next Jack Johnson, gaurun-fuckin-teed
My show went real well actually got a bunch of laughs, met with the comedy central rep...
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yuriel:
yo
Ps thanks for the pick me up heh....
wow .... comedy... comedy central.. WERD.
lucky fucker.
religion sucks
Ps thanks for the pick me up heh....
wow .... comedy... comedy central.. WERD.
lucky fucker.
religion sucks
tigress:
that would be cool....being on comedy central.
maybe you'll win the lotto and marry a rich man
religion is way out of my league.
I need to get drunk. feeling shitty.
maybe you'll win the lotto and marry a rich man
religion is way out of my league.
I need to get drunk. feeling shitty.
Great album, great song....
seems perfect for the situation and hopefully she'll get the message..