Damn I'm fuckin Mr.Grumpy-R-us today... wait that sounds weird... no, I'm not having sexual relations with a weird guy named Grumpy... nevermind...
My new neighbor is hot... and has officially only seen me in my stupidest moments ... aka drunken moments. The first time me my roomie and a couple friends were playing Knights of The round Table out on the back porch.
(The game...
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My new neighbor is hot... and has officially only seen me in my stupidest moments ... aka drunken moments. The first time me my roomie and a couple friends were playing Knights of The round Table out on the back porch.
(The game...
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plastikmizery:
ill share my comics with you 
lol... well dont be grumpy, get her drunk so she makes an ass of herself as well so u can be even
lol... well dont be grumpy, get her drunk so she makes an ass of herself as well so u can be even WHAT UP WHAT UP!!!!
YAY ME!!!
Finally officially moved into my new place... my roommate is cool as shite, she has already added her feminine touch to the place, which is good cause beer cans and nekked ladies is my decor...
So that meant I was without internet for the last 10 days ... GASP!
Oh, so went to OU last weekend, its about 2...
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YAY ME!!!
Finally officially moved into my new place... my roommate is cool as shite, she has already added her feminine touch to the place, which is good cause beer cans and nekked ladies is my decor...
So that meant I was without internet for the last 10 days ... GASP!
Oh, so went to OU last weekend, its about 2...
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nicolelee:
apparently i have a nice ass? 
krim:
omg dude i drove for 2 and a half hours up to sacramento from san jose, if you have any idea where that is, anyways and i had my arm out the window the whole time and i had a fucking window sunburn too. It got a little blistery up near my shoulder and it's still fucking peeling. It's so conforting to know i'm not the only smartguy to do it. yay.
if you could sure yer hand for sexual harassment what would you want for the ruling against yer hand? oh the possibilities.....
if you could sure yer hand for sexual harassment what would you want for the ruling against yer hand? oh the possibilities.....
Yea, i've changed my name again... teddybear wasn't workin for me... since i've lost all my weight, I'm not fat and cuddly anymore.... so if yall have any suggestions let me know ...
ADrunk(insert here)
Well shite... I got to try out my new SG shot glasses... yes, they must have listened to all my pleadings and finally made some... so i bought like 9...
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ADrunk(insert here)
Well shite... I got to try out my new SG shot glasses... yes, they must have listened to all my pleadings and finally made some... so i bought like 9...
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yuriel:
dude that was so funny 
you rock yo haha
you rock yo haha
muse25:
LOL...I love that joke
useless shite we all should know... yea, I'm THAT bored...
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would...
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would...
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in- law with All the mead he could...
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in- law with All the mead he could...
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Bitch, I'll Knock You Out!
For starters, to these American troops who I'm seeing pointing at Iraqi cocks and balls during my nightly news, I ask you, "What the fuck?" Are you stupid? What the hell did you take photographs for? You're about as fucking stupid as the group of teenagers who film themselves breaking into their neighbor's house, and then leave the fucking tape...
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For starters, to these American troops who I'm seeing pointing at Iraqi cocks and balls during my nightly news, I ask you, "What the fuck?" Are you stupid? What the hell did you take photographs for? You're about as fucking stupid as the group of teenagers who film themselves breaking into their neighbor's house, and then leave the fucking tape...
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muse25:
awsome statement lol. you must feel good after getting that all off your chest! Blasting this all over the new is going to make Iraqis justofy all these killings on Americans 
CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch...
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch...
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jennifer:
haha!
adrunkmobstar:
A few myself... a few were written before... and a few some one-legged drunken midget told me while pissin on my rear tire.
"Drunk again, drunk again, dear god he's drunk again!!!"
YAY I had time from work to get all kinds of blitzed... or try to at least..
Best part? whens420again is back in action, I can always be stupid when he is there to make everyone believe that I am normal...
mmmmm boobies..
maybe its me but sometimes i wish i could have a futuristic computer...
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YAY I had time from work to get all kinds of blitzed... or try to at least..
Best part? whens420again is back in action, I can always be stupid when he is there to make everyone believe that I am normal...
mmmmm boobies..
maybe its me but sometimes i wish i could have a futuristic computer...
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whens420again:
hahahahaha, thats some funny shit.. i just got on ampland.com and saw a caption that says "town on a lion hunt" 
glad to hear from you agin bro.. have a good one and drop by more often..
whens
glad to hear from you agin bro.. have a good one and drop by more often..
whens
muse25:
Hmmm Ohio State. I honestly know nothing about the state! How naive am I! I thought it was all farm lands...and if thats true..the court ordered me to stay 300 feet away from all sheep ...lol.... did they catch that lion yet? Are the airlines on alert about it?....They might be able to catch him at the terminals before he's about to leave the county. Bye sexy...
...lol.... did they catch that lion yet? Are the airlines on alert about it?....They might be able to catch him at the terminals before he's about to leave the county. Bye sexy...Update... N E W S F L A S H ... etadpU
So.. ya, water definately NOT the new beer,... the legend has it that if one would drink 5 gallons of HdoubleO in one sitting, preferably within a 2 hour span, while also NOT urinating the water out... one would experience euphoria closely associated with being drunk ...
My poor poor kidneys
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kellyjanice:
dude you are as ramdom as me... i love it
krim:
Yea i want to be on the swan for guys. Oh to be dead sexeh and be able to have sex with 10+ women in a day without having to pay. why meeeeeeeeeeee. ]]
How does one break a toe anyways?
How does one break a toe anyways?