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I went to a midget party... actually it was a little get together.
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argentumblack:
...lol...thats like this little irish kid i know....he's a little drunk.
kellyjanice:
bowling at the columbus square bowling palace at 5707 forest hills blvd... if you need directions check out this link... 9:00 is the time we decided sice we now know that there are leagues until a little after that...
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I just taught my little cousin the "Pen 15 club" trick... now she's got 5th grade detention on her last day of school...

stupid catholic schools...


So some police in New York shot a man they thought had a grenade... He was EATING A PEAR!!! How do you fuck THAT up!

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"there's certain ways that people bite it, and they show it on the...
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kellyjanice:
okay so here's the deal joey is coming in from ireland to my house this wednesday... i want to have a little get together for him on friday night... i know it is last minute but he needs to meet some SG people... there are only 2 ireland members him being one of them and i think he needs to have some fun while he is here... if you are interested in getting together and doing something with us let me know l... if you have any suggestions as to what you want to do let me know that too... i had a blast when we went bowling and it was great that under 21 could attend... let me know... hope to see you on friday...
muse25:
HIYA SEXY BEAST. i NEED YOU TO MAKE ME GIGGLE. HACKERS HAVE FUCK UP MY COMPUTER!. I need emotionless sex and a shot of whiskey with a side of giggles. I added your friend. tell your friend to start a journal so we can all spy on him. biggrin
unless he hacks for a living....
mad
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"No one likes monopoly... it always ends the same ... 'Fuck this game! Fuck you grandma you cheating whore! Where did you get all those pink 50's huh?! Don't touch me grandpa, grandma is a cheating WHORE! She's got hotels on boardwalk, and I'm sitting on Baltic paying luxury tax out the ass!!! FUCK THIS GAME!!!"
t3chmonkey:
Ahahahahahaha.
That means you're waiting too long. If the bitch starts to win early on, you're supposed to slip some amal nitrate into her RC cola.
yuriel:
Ahahahahahahha
this is hysterical.
as is atom's comment biggrin
*snicker giggle laugh*
EL SUICIDO LOCO
fuck youre a riot bro! biggrin
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What up yall?!!

It's thursday soooo that means... drinkin before AND after work!

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic....
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mizbhaven1:
Sounds like your gonna have as much fun as me. I'm gonna have a few drinks myself at the club tonight, so I will have a few with ya. wink
yuriel:
werd man. i like that timeline. it says much more than people give credit for im sure....
thats one fucked up funny drunken moment there!
EL SUICIDO LOCO
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Yea.... Hi everyone.. Hi Hi HI ...

Wow that was borderline manlove. At least ya'll didnt see the half wrist wave that went with that... why the hell did I just... Oh. I was sitting on a marker.

Anyway, school's just about done, two finals and three papers next week, then S-to the U-to the Double M- E-R!!!
Which come to think about it means...
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tigress:
my liver hates me...i'm sure
tigress:
shit... i meant to ask...what book is "talk shows on mute" about.?
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Woo hoo......!!!!

No work tonight... that means I get to ... well... do what i always do DRINK!!!

It's america's favorite past time...

So it's Ohio.. and memorial day week.. which means the Memorial Day Golf Tourney at Muirfield... which means gaurafuckinteed rain... stupid dead indain curse.

Ummm what else? I gotsta be quick cause we're expectin peeps over here any time now... and i...
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yuriel:
hahhahahahha@the journal
dude how the fuck do you still have a working liver and kidneys tongue
*snicker giggle*
werd man
as always yo keep cool n shit biggrin
EL SUICIDO LOCO
tigress:
Thanks for the huuuuuug! biggrin do i get a kiss with that? and maybe some......uhhh..mevermind..my mind is in the gutter miao!!
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soooooooooooooooooo hungover..... puke


nothing funny to say today...

cept happy memorial day ....

i thinks its hair of the dog time...

lates
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tigress:
hangover are the suck! puke
twistedblack:
u have a hangover oh my god. I thought ur body would be like used to it. What did u do drink like all the kegs in the town.
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Guess what?!!

Nix is gettin play....

I'm, sorry the nice guy should... ummm deny this?

fuck that.

ummm hear ya go.....

I don't drink water..... fish fuck in it...


those who are drunk represent..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lates

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Happy early weekend to all...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?



My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.


lates,

surreal
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muse25:
biggrin where do you come up with this stuff lol!
recordandplay:
hehehe. I like that last line.
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Happy early weekend to all...

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?



My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.


lates,

surreal
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adrunkmobstar:
Officially think i am in love... wink

Hell i even wrote peotry for this girl...

well... not good poetry.. it was about boobs.. and im drunk... but it was still poetry for a girl...

Yay me!

time for a handstand or some jumpingjacks or.. fuck it gimme a beer and a styrafoam donkey

[Edited on May 27, 2004 2:40PM]
yuriel:
hey at least you sound male frown hehe
lol drunken poetry werd
awh love puke hehe
hmm
wierd entry. funny nonsensical
but yer always drunk so tongue
whee