"Stop this... looks like racisim is a weapon of mass destruction." Faithless
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Yea, so I have a HUGE problem... need advice!!!
I decided to go ahead and take myself out on a date. I went to a nice restaraunt, paid for it all myself... i wasn't going to go dutch with myself... gotta impress myself moneywise y'know.
Well, it went well. Went to a movie afterwards, then back to my house. I had a bunch of beer...
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muse25:
Maybe you snuck in a feel while you were passed out? I think you should give yourself another shot. Try taking ur self out on a weekend...so your not so tired from work.
squatter:
sweet talk to yourself in the mirror so you get to know yourself and maybe a little foreplay will happen! psssst get some strawberrys and whipped cream to!!
just got multi-point noz injection!!!
goin racin for the weekend...
lates!
goin racin for the weekend...
lates!
yuriel:
heh cool.
have fun an be safe
have fun an be safe
So i figured it would be fun to put 2 different HAzmats together on the truck, when they arent supposed to be anywhere close to each other... mind you I AM trying to get fired... or promoted which ever comes first.
Well, one was a cumbustable gas and the other some acid compound...
No luck, the boxes didnt break opebn during their trip to ATL,...
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Well, one was a cumbustable gas and the other some acid compound...
No luck, the boxes didnt break opebn during their trip to ATL,...
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yuriel:
hola man 
yer entries are always so odd but cool
yer entries are always so odd but cool
heart broken again.....
fill in your own fuckin punchline....
fill in your own fuckin punchline....
mizbhaven1:
Sorry to hear that babe, and I hope things get better for ya. 
yuriel:
fuck i hate broken hearts bleh
break some bones yo
break some bones yo
MY LEFT COCK IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN!!!!
WHERE THE HELL IS MY LEFT COCK???!!!
This is reeeee-diculous. Joder!
What? I can't have a "left" cock unless I have more than one cock?
Do you think I'm a mormon? I know that. I'm no mormon. JESUS!
Well, now you know it. You figured me out. I'm Cathartic. From the land of normandy.
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Hottest...
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WHERE THE HELL IS MY LEFT COCK???!!!
This is reeeee-diculous. Joder!
What? I can't have a "left" cock unless I have more than one cock?
Do you think I'm a mormon? I know that. I'm no mormon. JESUS!
Well, now you know it. You figured me out. I'm Cathartic. From the land of normandy.
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Hottest...
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yuriel:
hahahha man you are hysterical
man i wish i had a cute girlfriend to see in one of my polo shirts heheh *laughs* mmmmm
*laughs*
hot i bet it is
psst i threw your left cock in the garbage the damned thing was smellin bad yo!
man i wish i had a cute girlfriend to see in one of my polo shirts heheh *laughs* mmmmm
*laughs*
hot i bet it is
psst i threw your left cock in the garbage the damned thing was smellin bad yo!
kellyjanice:
i lost my left cock too... and my right one...
anyway.
anyway.
Caaution... Do not read if yall are used to Nic's typical pages....
Aight.. I'm allowed to rant... aren't I? .. I've been funny and aloof for all this time, so when shite happens I'm allowed to let it all hang out...
"Let i all hang out"... that sounds like an exhibisioinist made that up.. i'd like to meet her....
anyway back to me being mad.......
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Aight.. I'm allowed to rant... aren't I? .. I've been funny and aloof for all this time, so when shite happens I'm allowed to let it all hang out...
"Let i all hang out"... that sounds like an exhibisioinist made that up.. i'd like to meet her....
anyway back to me being mad.......
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irina:
1) I'd suggest before you do anything else, go get off, so it's out of the way and you can think properly again.
2) It happens sometimes. She'll be fine. Not your fault, not something you should be worried about. BUT i'd suggest that you call her just to ask if she's ok, and if there's anything you can do for her. (hopefully she'll say no, but it's still nice to ask.)
3) Because there was blood involved, you may want to both go get tested if you haven't been already, together or seperately, (however you're more comfortable.) Better safe then sorry, if you ask me.
4) THIS IS IMPORTANT: the book of sutra may teach you to have great sex, but it will NOT teach you ANYTHING about birth control. If your penis makes ANY contact with her vagina, she CAN get pregnant, whether you cum or not. And if you don't believe me, go here and read the first paragraph.
5) Forgive me if I've said too much; I've just met too many girls who had babies or abortions when they were still in highschool. I wouldn't want something like that to happen in your life. It's not fun.
6) I would never say "don't have sex" to anybody; BUT don't go into it uninformed. You know what I'm saying?
2) It happens sometimes. She'll be fine. Not your fault, not something you should be worried about. BUT i'd suggest that you call her just to ask if she's ok, and if there's anything you can do for her. (hopefully she'll say no, but it's still nice to ask.)
3) Because there was blood involved, you may want to both go get tested if you haven't been already, together or seperately, (however you're more comfortable.) Better safe then sorry, if you ask me.
4) THIS IS IMPORTANT: the book of sutra may teach you to have great sex, but it will NOT teach you ANYTHING about birth control. If your penis makes ANY contact with her vagina, she CAN get pregnant, whether you cum or not. And if you don't believe me, go here and read the first paragraph.
5) Forgive me if I've said too much; I've just met too many girls who had babies or abortions when they were still in highschool. I wouldn't want something like that to happen in your life. It's not fun.
6) I would never say "don't have sex" to anybody; BUT don't go into it uninformed. You know what I'm saying?
mizbhaven1:
Well, I'm glad to see that you are feeling better, and sorry do hear that you didn't get off, maybe next time. 
"So, I like my women like I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke..."
Yup so my parents are up from Atlanta to visit and check out my new place... so I wont be on here at all this weekend... HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!! I'm out...
*POOF*
Shit. Damn you David Blaine and your faulty disappearing trick. The only thing you...
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Yup so my parents are up from Atlanta to visit and check out my new place... so I wont be on here at all this weekend... HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!! I'm out...
*POOF*
Shit. Damn you David Blaine and your faulty disappearing trick. The only thing you...
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yuriel:
werd man have a fun weekend
since this makes about as much sense to me as erm....
yeah a full frontal labotomy does.
since this makes about as much sense to me as erm....
yeah a full frontal labotomy does.
argentumblack:
Suddenly I know what it feels like to have ADHD...