adrunkmobstar

I'm back... but in a tired kinda way...

kinda tryin to remember if anyone reads this stuff anymore... probably not cause i barely read anyone elses but hey there's always nekked chicks to gawk at.

I got back sunday night from my "holiday" and yes i am scarred for life (but it's a good thing... or so the shrink tells me )

ummm what else... really super-diddly excited for this quarter to be over cause then i get to start... ANOTHER ONE!!! I love school ... (damn they need to put in an ironic smiley down there or something... from now on this ~> is the ironic smiley! "But, it's the robot smiley" you say... well I say smiling robots ARE ironic, so there!)

so, now back to my abnormal existence chewing muskrats and dyeing my hair its natural color...

so I guess for those of yous you actually read this I will leave you with a funny thing I read in class today ( a day of classes in which the words "cunt, cock, balls, fuck, jizim, vibrator, cum like scilactites, shit, and snatch" were all said AND repeated by my profs.! Ohio education taxes well spent!) Jonathan Swift wrote a satire about women called "The Lady's Dressing room" in which he describes just that but with nasty details ending with "such gaudy tulips rise from dung." Nice, right?
Anyway, this chick by the name of Lady Montagu, doesn't like the 60+ year old chap talkin bad about chicks so she writes a rebuttal stating...
"I'm glad you'll write.
You'll furnish the paper when I shite."

There's your tidbit of needless info for the day...
thanks for listening
Nic