My friends are getting married soon and I just redieved an invitation last night.. it's kinda the nail in the coffin tellin me I'm startin to get old...
So all last night I'm dreamin I'm gettin married to one of my worst ex-girls of all time...
Then I pissed in a bathtub.
I need to stop eating wedding soup before bed.
Busted out my new video phone yesterday and started takin random pics of all my friends... well got the best "oops my boob fell out" picture of jess, now I'm blackmailing her
She has to beat the highest bidder which is $15 right now... poor girl its not the first nekkid pic of her to get passed around...
it might be the first she knows about
gave a bum a quarter today, he asked for more, i asked him to dance for me, he told me to go to hell, so i stepped on his burrito.
So all last night I'm dreamin I'm gettin married to one of my worst ex-girls of all time...
Then I pissed in a bathtub.
I need to stop eating wedding soup before bed.
Busted out my new video phone yesterday and started takin random pics of all my friends... well got the best "oops my boob fell out" picture of jess, now I'm blackmailing her
She has to beat the highest bidder which is $15 right now... poor girl its not the first nekkid pic of her to get passed around...
it might be the first she knows about
gave a bum a quarter today, he asked for more, i asked him to dance for me, he told me to go to hell, so i stepped on his burrito.
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as for the bum..... THAT WAS ME!!!
hahaha, so next time i see you. i'm gonna stick that quarter up your... and make you do a jig for me
as far as the married part, i totally feel ya there. thats been happening to me for like 3 years or so now. and nephews and neices out the ying yang .. oh my goodness.
and hey you should write me back some time fucker.. i normally stop by every now and then and check the chat rooms for a familar name.
anywho... i'll put $20 on the pic. but only ifs shes got nice boobs
whens