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Marietta, Georgia

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Friday Jul 09, 2004

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I'm a nerd I've been watching Jeopardy a LOT lately.. its on as soon as i wake up... KEN kicks ass... he's been on for 26 days in a row and has over 800,000 dollars so far... i bet i could beat him.


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

Moral of the Story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. puke

ooo aaa
yuriel:
hahahhahaa
amen@that moral
too bad im hung like a 12 year old
so id need well more than a bmw... id need a pocketbook full of tbi;lls and a hooker to buy frown
since attractive ones are always taken i mean come on ... what hot girl who isnt a total slut/whore would want a guy with littl eexperience and a little piece tongue *laughs* hmm what else *laughs* oh yes that story is fucking funny biggrin
damn ken rocks!
woot
260 grand
man what i could do with THAT!
EL SUICIDO LOCO
Jul 9, 2004

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