adrunkmobstar

"So, I like my women like I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke..."


Yup so my parents are up from Atlanta to visit and check out my new place... so I wont be on here at all this weekend... HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!! I'm out...


*POOF*



Shit. Damn you David Blaine and your faulty disappearing trick. The only thing you taught me how to do is float and live in a month in a box... which i already perfected cause i lived in the dorms five years ago... and i smoked a lot of pot, so i was floating already... stupid magacian...

Let's try this again..

*POOF*


Nope still here... what the hell?! Do I have to get attacked by a gay tiger to be legitamately able to vanish?

Yea like the tiger was "out of control"! Who wouldn't want a slice of gay meat dolled up in pretty wrappers and doused with tantelizing cologne???

Aight... *POOF*

nope

**KAZAAM**

nope

*ASTA LA VISTA*

nope

fuck it... I'm taking the stairs...

Have a good weekend... and remember... DRUNK is your friend.


lates,
me



p.s.~>I think i need a bath.. i smell like groupies...
p.s.s.~>Not that groupies smell bad, they just constantly smell like penis.
p.s.s.s.~>i'm not knockin groupies, well i was "knockin" 'em if you know what i'm sayin...
p.s.s.s.s.~>what the hell am i talkin about?!
p.s.s.s.s.s.~>who the hell inventes "p.s."'s ?
p.s.s.s.s.s.s.~>you'd think after all these add-ons I'd have something to say.
p.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.~> I dont.