Saturday Jun 05, 2004

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I just taught my little cousin the "Pen 15 club" trick... now she's got 5th grade detention on her last day of school...

stupid catholic schools...


So some police in New York shot a man they thought had a grenade... He was EATING A PEAR!!! How do you fuck THAT up!

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"there's certain ways that people bite it, and they show it on the news that just make me fucking laugh... Like, who gets killed by bees? 'Man in Austin Killed By Bees', I just fuckin laugh. What, does some guy go walking by a bush hear 'BZZZZZZ' and think 'Hmm that must be bees let me stick my head in to find out.... OOOUUUUCHHH!!!' Now flying horses would be one thing... all flying around kicking you in the head. But not bees, fuck bees... I'll punch every bee in the face."


lates...
I'll drink a couple for ya'll
surreal



DRAFT BEER, NOT PEOPLE!!!!
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kellyjanice:
okay so here's the deal joey is coming in from ireland to my house this wednesday... i want to have a little get together for him on friday night... i know it is last minute but he needs to meet some SG people... there are only 2 ireland members him being one of them and i think he needs to have some fun while he is here... if you are interested in getting together and doing something with us let me know l... if you have any suggestions as to what you want to do let me know that too... i had a blast when we went bowling and it was great that under 21 could attend... let me know... hope to see you on friday...
muse25:
HIYA SEXY BEAST. i NEED YOU TO MAKE ME GIGGLE. HACKERS HAVE FUCK UP MY COMPUTER!. I need emotionless sex and a shot of whiskey with a side of giggles. I added your friend. tell your friend to start a journal so we can all spy on him. biggrin
unless he hacks for a living....
mad

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