"No one likes monopoly... it always ends the same ... 'Fuck this game! Fuck you grandma you cheating whore! Where did you get all those pink 50's huh?! Don't touch me grandpa, grandma is a cheating WHORE! She's got hotels on boardwalk, and I'm sitting on Baltic paying luxury tax out the ass!!! FUCK THIS GAME!!!"
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That means you're waiting too long. If the bitch starts to win early on, you're supposed to slip some amal nitrate into her RC cola.
this is hysterical.
as is atom's comment
*snicker giggle laugh*
fuck youre a riot bro!