adrunkmobstar

What up yall?!!

It's thursday soooo that means... drinkin before AND after work!

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
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I'm outta shite to say today.. it's 5:07 here, I just woke up, havent had my coffee, gettin ready to go out for dinner/breakfast...
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sooo we'll go with absurd questions, everyone else seems to like em,

1.You know how you take your first pet name and street name and put em together to make your PORN name... mine's Monkey Hidden Cove, what's yours?

2.Favorite after seeing/killing a deadguy cheesy stupid quote. Mine's "I guess the garbage takes itself out." Rambo First Blood

3.Funniest thing you can remember doin drunk. Mine was when I woke up the other day nekked, except for my left sock, with my head in the oven... wait that's not funny... but it was an electric oven..okay that's funny.

okay... thats enough para now...
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Gangstar 1:"Now, I'm so happy I could wack my own mother."
Mob Boss:"Speaking of your mother..."
Gangstar 1:"You want me to wack my own mother, but she makes the best pasta sauce."
Gangstar 2:"It comes from a can."
Gangstar 1:"She's a corpse."

Maggie's in the middle of a Italian American Mexican standoff!!!...

I think we need to take a trip to Little Italy... I'll grab my little passport.

lates.