adrunkmobstar

Yea, i've changed my name again... teddybear wasn't workin for me... since i've lost all my weight, I'm not fat and cuddly anymore.... so if yall have any suggestions let me know ...
ADrunk(insert here)

Well shite... I got to try out my new SG shot glasses... yes, they must have listened to all my pleadings and finally made some... so i bought like 9 ... literally 9.

They are perfect for Power Hour!
Oh, if yous is a Power Hour fan, I have a BADASS computer program that yous cans play along with... I'm a dork I know, but we all should love interactive media drinking games!!!

I think the new plan for NiX is to share my knowledge of myriads of drinking games with the rest of you... so every week i'll put up my recent fav. It's the least I can do!

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Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back.

"No"

"Well, than your not big enough"

Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.

"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again.

"No"

"Well, than your not big enough"

Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"

Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"

Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."

Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies"

heheee