"Drunk again, drunk again, dear god he's drunk again!!!"
YAY I had time from work to get all kinds of blitzed... or try to at least..
Best part? whens420again is back in action, I can always be stupid when he is there to make everyone believe that I am normal...
mmmmm boobies..
maybe its me but sometimes i wish i could have a futuristic computer that links me with all SG girls.... then they can ALL reject me in person!
grr... had my 14 available beers and still not drunk...
Maybe the last episode of friends will make me YAK.. or cry (but noone can know that!)
so heres the end of my battlecry... a drunken thanks to my compadre, ....
"Hey mang... another good time...
Grr for all those boobs we couldnt see.. that and non-computer based girls...
oh well... ill be on again, like zorro but with a beer mug, and sloppy handwriting...
I am the drunken zorro... unmasked of course... and hungry, maybe not like zorro at all...
I am a zebra, but the colors clash with my style... Dammit!
Fuck it I'm ADrunkTeddyBear, as gay as it sounds who do you know that has fought a bear and won... besides your grandma (that was a lucky punch), noone... there.. that is what i is....
Now I go to teach the next generation of palatable minds...
I rock... (and am drunk) , but we all knew that...
laters mang,
NiX
"
Quick Update.... this isn't a joke.. actually real, it's going on RIGHT now... Ohio ROCKS!!!
_____________________________________________
(obtained from 10TV.com)
Police search for lion near Gahanna
Gahanna (Ohio) police issued an advisory Monday evening, recommending people stay in their homes after a report of a lion being spotted near the city.
A search was being conducted from the air and on the ground after a police officer reported spotting a big wildcat of some sort. The search began in the area of Taylor and Taylor Station roads in Jefferson Township. Late Monday, they shifted the focus toward the area of Technology Drive.
Authorities did not indicate whether a lion had actually escaped from any place in particular. Police told 10TV that an aerial search by Columbus Police helicopters using infrared cameras spotted plenty of deer, but no lion late Monday night.
Turn to 10TV Eyewitness News for the latest developments on this story
___________________________________________
Yup a fuckin lion... in Ohio ... so if I hit it while driving, will my insurance company believe me?
"Ummm... cause of accident? Accidently hitting an animal. What kind of animal; deer, dog, cat etc? ummm.. A fuckin LION!!!?"
Well... Ohio has turned into a safari... maybe I can finally wear my cropped pants... maybe not.
____________________________________________
Yea, so I was volunteering at the hospital in the old people ward this past weekend. This old guy with all kinds of wires and shite hooked up to him just kept screaming and screaming. My whole job is to make them happy so i tried dancing for him, he still screamed, told a couple jokes, still screaming, I even wore the little urinal thingy on my head and acted like a pirate... 
"Arrr!" I said... he still screamed. I rolled him over to the nurses station to let him see some of the hot nurses I work with, all old wrinkly guys love hot nurses right? 5 minutes later he was screaming again... I was finally at wits end, so I took him back to his room , started locking the door, and told him "I don't care if you die, I don't want to hear a peep outta you!"
As the door was shutting the little old man, with a grin, whispered "Peep, peep, peep... "
YAY I had time from work to get all kinds of blitzed... or try to at least..
Best part? whens420again is back in action, I can always be stupid when he is there to make everyone believe that I am normal...
mmmmm boobies..
maybe its me but sometimes i wish i could have a futuristic computer that links me with all SG girls.... then they can ALL reject me in person!
grr... had my 14 available beers and still not drunk...
Maybe the last episode of friends will make me YAK.. or cry (but noone can know that!)
so heres the end of my battlecry... a drunken thanks to my compadre, ....
"Hey mang... another good time...
Grr for all those boobs we couldnt see.. that and non-computer based girls...
oh well... ill be on again, like zorro but with a beer mug, and sloppy handwriting...
I am the drunken zorro... unmasked of course... and hungry, maybe not like zorro at all...
I am a zebra, but the colors clash with my style... Dammit!
Fuck it I'm ADrunkTeddyBear, as gay as it sounds who do you know that has fought a bear and won... besides your grandma (that was a lucky punch), noone... there.. that is what i is....
Now I go to teach the next generation of palatable minds...
I rock... (and am drunk) , but we all knew that...
laters mang,
NiX
"
Quick Update.... this isn't a joke.. actually real, it's going on RIGHT now... Ohio ROCKS!!!
_____________________________________________
(obtained from 10TV.com)
Police search for lion near Gahanna
Gahanna (Ohio) police issued an advisory Monday evening, recommending people stay in their homes after a report of a lion being spotted near the city.
A search was being conducted from the air and on the ground after a police officer reported spotting a big wildcat of some sort. The search began in the area of Taylor and Taylor Station roads in Jefferson Township. Late Monday, they shifted the focus toward the area of Technology Drive.
Authorities did not indicate whether a lion had actually escaped from any place in particular. Police told 10TV that an aerial search by Columbus Police helicopters using infrared cameras spotted plenty of deer, but no lion late Monday night.
Turn to 10TV Eyewitness News for the latest developments on this story
___________________________________________
Yup a fuckin lion... in Ohio ... so if I hit it while driving, will my insurance company believe me?
"Ummm... cause of accident? Accidently hitting an animal. What kind of animal; deer, dog, cat etc? ummm.. A fuckin LION!!!?"
Well... Ohio has turned into a safari... maybe I can finally wear my cropped pants... maybe not.
____________________________________________
Yea, so I was volunteering at the hospital in the old people ward this past weekend. This old guy with all kinds of wires and shite hooked up to him just kept screaming and screaming. My whole job is to make them happy so i tried dancing for him, he still screamed, told a couple jokes, still screaming, I even wore the little urinal thingy on my head and acted like a pirate... "Arrr!" I said... he still screamed. I rolled him over to the nurses station to let him see some of the hot nurses I work with, all old wrinkly guys love hot nurses right? 5 minutes later he was screaming again... I was finally at wits end, so I took him back to his room , started locking the door, and told him "I don't care if you die, I don't want to hear a peep outta you!"
As the door was shutting the little old man, with a grin, whispered "Peep, peep, peep... "
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
glad to hear from you agin bro.. have a good one and drop by more often..
whens