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Update... N E W S F L A S H ... etadpU

So.. ya, water definately NOT the new beer,... the legend has it that if one would drink 5 gallons of HdoubleO in one sitting, preferably within a 2 hour span, while also NOT urinating the water out... one would experience euphoria closely associated with being drunk ...

My poor poor kidneys
They SO do not like me right now. I tried it, didnt get past the first gallon when I was already seeing yellow (or clear, mind you I HAD drank a whole gallon of agua).

It's kinda like when someone dared me to drink a gallon of milk in one sitting... i couldn't do THAT either...

I am just a non-alcoholic-drink failure!

Well... I guess it's back to beer for me, ya'll would be made if I gave THAT up for good...

Oh, by the way... I broke my toe... YAY to all my other piglets who are much tougher than my left big one...stupid toe, now when I hoble and people ask whats wrong I have to lie and say stuff like,

"Oh, I just had a new pancreas added"or
"My kneecaps on vacation"

Not "I broke my toe." That sounds so... so... well wimpy.

I do have pretty feet though, someone told me that once... I've been kept up at night though, cause I don't know if pretty feet makes me feminine... cause ther is no way to MAN-up "pretty".
"So, Hank, you like my pretty feet?"
Hmmm... it might work in France, but not here... Pretty? maybe I'll break more toes to be unpretty...

"I want tequitos..."
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oh well hypocricy is cool!

There needs to be "The Swan" for guys... I wanna get on there and cry as i look at my fabricated plastique in the mirror... what dones!...

I am a Home O.!!!! I move in on Sunday!!!!! Going to throw a party everyday I live there!! ALL ARE WELCOME!!!!

I cooked out some tofu hotdogs, they taste like they look.

Watched Kill Bill Vol.2, it also tastes like it looks.

Went on a date last saturday.... she didn't taste like she looked.

Got drunk and got in a bitch-talking fight with some 42 year old on here... gave him my address and everything, he still hasn't showed up, better hurry cause I'm a Home O. Movin in on Sunday!!! Can you tell Im ex-motherfuckin-cited?!

All you Ohio kids, ya'll need to drag my ass to the next SG get together... if not I'll cry salty salty tears... in my new house.

If ya'll dont see me on here, you can always reach me on AIM (my phone has it too NiX=nerd) it's NixAndScratch ...

Aight, it's 8 am, time to go to bed... this workin nights really flips my schedule.. I've been having to jack-off to FOX's Weather girl... and she's not that hot. Oh how I yearn for those late night scrambled porn days...

Can you tape scrambled porn?

I think I might be tired, my cigerette is dancing the irish jig... and i dont smoke.

You know you can get drunk on water?

I might have to try that... aight, bed time for bonzos...

"Water is the new beer... that'll be the day"

oh oh oh, one more thing, guess what I heard today... SNOW ... talk about ole skool.... my roomie was gettin laid to it, at least it wasn't her usual "Def Leppard Greatest Hits" ...

"I don't get boy bands these days. They don't write their own songs and everything is choreographed from their dance moves to how they have sex with each other after the show."