adrunkmobstar

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you
would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep
even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is
a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad
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Okay new update, ... so I was walking down high streey (south side of campus) and this dude comes rushing up to me screamng, "My wife's going to have her baby in my car!"So, i guess because I LOOK likeI know what the fuck i'm doing I rushed to the car, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her
underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cars, and I was in the wrong one. That's what I get for quitting cub scouts....