Yea, so working nights officially rocks, except for the weekend part, I have to work friday 11 pm to saturday 9 am... no bueno.
Anyway, thats why ya'll havent seen me on here much, I'll be on more I swear!
Y'know what I noticed? I need more buddies, everybody else has like 206, no offense i love the buddies I gots... but being mildly buddy-fine kinda wears on my libido.
So, i dreamt I got in a fight with the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man... he kicked the shite outta me cause everytime I looked up to throw a punch or something all I saw was his marshmallowy junk... who knew all that sugar would lead to a good size pair of marshmallow balls?
Aight bed-time... round two... you goin down candy-man!
later ya'llz
NiX
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Had to leave this previous post on here cause it makes me chuckle...
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I never realized how enthusiastic people are about congratulating others for buying a home. I recently purchased a nice condo, so I obviously now consider myself a"home owner" or "home o." for short. But it wasn't five minutes, as I walked into a grocery store, that a gentleman called out "Hey Home O. you can't park on the curb"... how did HE know I just bought a house?
Well, either way every time someone calls me a "Home O." I can say, "Yes, yes I am!"
Well, after three months of intense fisherman training I have finally graduated, and my focus?... BAITING!!! YAY! My instructor even said that I have become a "Master" at poking worms with fishhooks. What i don't understand is people's fear of my new degree. Since i love fishing I went to go see Finding Nemo at the dollar theatre. Due to the extrememly high cost for Mike&Ike's i smuggled four boxes in my pants. While the movie was rolling I ran outta my first box and unzipped my fly to fish out another. Some lady in front of me turned around at the rustling sound and began screaming, "Oh MY GOD a Master Baiter, get this disgusting Master Baiter outta here!!" I was promptly kicked out. What's people's beef with guys who like fishing... I guess I'm just goin to have to be a master baiter all by myself now, no one else around.
Anyway, thats why ya'll havent seen me on here much, I'll be on more I swear!
Y'know what I noticed? I need more buddies, everybody else has like 206, no offense i love the buddies I gots... but being mildly buddy-fine kinda wears on my libido.
So, i dreamt I got in a fight with the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man... he kicked the shite outta me cause everytime I looked up to throw a punch or something all I saw was his marshmallowy junk... who knew all that sugar would lead to a good size pair of marshmallow balls?
Aight bed-time... round two... you goin down candy-man!
later ya'llz
NiX
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Had to leave this previous post on here cause it makes me chuckle...
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I never realized how enthusiastic people are about congratulating others for buying a home. I recently purchased a nice condo, so I obviously now consider myself a"home owner" or "home o." for short. But it wasn't five minutes, as I walked into a grocery store, that a gentleman called out "Hey Home O. you can't park on the curb"... how did HE know I just bought a house?
Well, either way every time someone calls me a "Home O." I can say, "Yes, yes I am!"
Well, after three months of intense fisherman training I have finally graduated, and my focus?... BAITING!!! YAY! My instructor even said that I have become a "Master" at poking worms with fishhooks. What i don't understand is people's fear of my new degree. Since i love fishing I went to go see Finding Nemo at the dollar theatre. Due to the extrememly high cost for Mike&Ike's i smuggled four boxes in my pants. While the movie was rolling I ran outta my first box and unzipped my fly to fish out another. Some lady in front of me turned around at the rustling sound and began screaming, "Oh MY GOD a Master Baiter, get this disgusting Master Baiter outta here!!" I was promptly kicked out. What's people's beef with guys who like fishing... I guess I'm just goin to have to be a master baiter all by myself now, no one else around.