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Marietta, Georgia

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Monday Apr 05, 2004

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I never realized how enthusiastic people are about congratulating others for buying a home. I recently purchased a nice condo, so I obviously now consider myself a"home owner" or "home o." for short. But it wasn't five minutes, as I walked into a grocery store, that a gentleman called out "Hey Home O. you can't park on the curb"... how did HE know I just bought a house?
Well, either way every time someone calls me a "Home O." I can say, "Yes, yes I am!"


Well, after three months of intense fisherman training I have finally graduated, and my focus?... BAITING!!! YAY! My instructor even said that I have become a "Master" at poking worms with fishhooks. What i don't understand is people's fear of my new degree. Since i love fishing I went to go see Finding Nemo at the dollar theatre. Due to the extrememly high cost for Mike&Ike's i smuggled four boxes in my pants. While the movie was rolling I ran outta my first box and unzipped my fly to fish out another. Some lady in front of me turned around at the rustling sound and began screaming, "Oh MY GOD a Master Baiter, get this disgusting Master Baiter outta here!!" I was promptly kicked out. What's people's beef with guys who like fishing... I guess I'm just goin to have to be a master baiter all by myself now, no one else around.

surreal NiX surreal
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kellyjanice:
are you coming bowling on friday( read my journal for details)? what is your vote for the after bowling get together place?
Apr 13, 2004
whens420again:
that is the funniest shit i have EVER heard in my entire life...!!
OMFG!.. hahaha.


whens420again ooo aaa
Apr 14, 2004

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