the bright side of today is that all this death and dieing bullshit is over.
I hate funerals, they are soooooo not fun. Everbody's crying and shite, you NEVER see a clown walking around squirting people with disappearing-reappearing ink.
You know what I've planned the perfect funeral for myself...
I wanna be stuffed, and put in a chair at SIRENS (best strip club ever) with boner popping outta my zipper and a $100 in my fly... and all my family will take bets on which stripper will deep throat my dead cock to get to a c-note.
Or donate my body to science - the science of how to make drugs from a body that consumed just about all of them for my generation... ya'll can smoke my ashes, and drink my dead juice... with nooo cover charge.
fuckin funerals, people should just let the dead have fun, not be stuffed in a fuckin box...
fuckin funerals...
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Anyway... i also appreciate the notes on my belovd's death. I obviously don't grieve, I joke, thats my way.
Some day soon I will again find again the perfect girl... but this time she won't avoid breaking up with me by dieing....
Girls always take the easy way out....
till then happy wallowing... it's what i do best...
stupid sobriety, always fucking up a good fucked up state...
skullys. the 4th. how's that sound. lets get fucking DRUNK.
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