CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch...
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch...
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jennifer:
haha!
adrunkmobstar:
A few myself... a few were written before... and a few some one-legged drunken midget told me while pissin on my rear tire.
"Drunk again, drunk again, dear god he's drunk again!!!"
YAY I had time from work to get all kinds of blitzed... or try to at least..
Best part? whens420again is back in action, I can always be stupid when he is there to make everyone believe that I am normal...
mmmmm boobies..
maybe its me but sometimes i wish i could have a futuristic computer...
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YAY I had time from work to get all kinds of blitzed... or try to at least..
Best part? whens420again is back in action, I can always be stupid when he is there to make everyone believe that I am normal...
mmmmm boobies..
maybe its me but sometimes i wish i could have a futuristic computer...
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whens420again:
hahahahaha, thats some funny shit.. i just got on ampland.com and saw a caption that says "town on a lion hunt" 
glad to hear from you agin bro.. have a good one and drop by more often..
whens
glad to hear from you agin bro.. have a good one and drop by more often..
whens
muse25:
Hmmm Ohio State. I honestly know nothing about the state! How naive am I! I thought it was all farm lands...and if thats true..the court ordered me to stay 300 feet away from all sheep 
...lol.... 
did they catch that lion yet? Are the airlines on alert about it?....They might be able to catch him at the terminals before he's about to leave the county. Bye sexy...
...lol.... did they catch that lion yet? Are the airlines on alert about it?....They might be able to catch him at the terminals before he's about to leave the county. Bye sexy...Update... N E W S F L A S H ... etadpU
So.. ya, water definately NOT the new beer,... the legend has it that if one would drink 5 gallons of HdoubleO in one sitting, preferably within a 2 hour span, while also NOT urinating the water out... one would experience euphoria closely associated with being drunk ...
My poor poor kidneys
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kellyjanice:
dude you are as ramdom as me... i love it
krim:
Yea i want to be on the swan for guys. Oh to be dead sexeh and be able to have sex with 10+ women in a day without having to pay. why meeeeeeeeeeee. ]]
How does one break a toe anyways?
How does one break a toe anyways?
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you
would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
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Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep...
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$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you
would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
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Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep...
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jennifer:
thanks so much for the sweet comments! YOU ARE SO FUNNY! I <3 this journal entry
whens420again:
haha.. nice letter home man thats great..
well fuck wrong car?? whoops
thats all i would say..
ok. i'm just gettin home finally.. and i've had nothing but a horrible new year so far, and this blows..
i think i need to get drunk.. and you need to get drunk and keep me company for a little while..
well , later bro..
thats great..
well fuck wrong car?? whoops
thats all i would say..
ok. i'm just gettin home finally.. and i've had nothing but a horrible new year so far, and this blows..
i think i need to get drunk.. and you need to get drunk and keep me company for a little while..
well , later bro..
Yea, so working nights officially rocks, except for the weekend part, I have to work friday 11 pm to saturday 9 am... no bueno.
Anyway, thats why ya'll havent seen me on here much, I'll be on more I swear!
Y'know what I noticed? I need more buddies, everybody else has like 206, no offense i love the buddies I gots... but being mildly buddy-fine...
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Anyway, thats why ya'll havent seen me on here much, I'll be on more I swear!
Y'know what I noticed? I need more buddies, everybody else has like 206, no offense i love the buddies I gots... but being mildly buddy-fine...
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twistedblack:
hmm still drunk. Tell the drunk girls in the tub hi lol
yuriel:
nix
all i have to say is hell fuckin yes.
let us get it on with booze and chicks.... or at least the former and a shitload of videogames good tv/movies etc
wheeeee!
all i have to say is hell fuckin yes.
let us get it on with booze and chicks.... or at least the former and a shitload of videogames good tv/movies etc
wheeeee!
Yea, so working nights officially rocks, except for the weekend part, I have to work friday 11 pm to saturday 9 am... no bueno.
Anyway, thats why ya'll havent seen me on here much, I'll be on more I swear!
Y'know what I noticed? I need more buddies, everybody else has like 206, no offense i love the buddies I gots... but being mildly buddy-fine...
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Anyway, thats why ya'll havent seen me on here much, I'll be on more I swear!
Y'know what I noticed? I need more buddies, everybody else has like 206, no offense i love the buddies I gots... but being mildly buddy-fine...
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I never realized how enthusiastic people are about congratulating others for buying a home. I recently purchased a nice condo, so I obviously now consider myself a"home owner" or "home o." for short. But it wasn't five minutes, as I walked into a grocery store, that a gentleman called out "Hey Home O. you can't park on the curb"... how did HE know I just...
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kellyjanice:
are you coming bowling on friday( read my journal for details)? what is your vote for the after bowling get together place?
whens420again:
that is the funniest shit i have EVER heard in my entire life...!!
OMFG!.. hahaha.
whens420again
OMFG!.. hahaha.
whens420again
I went to a midget party yesterday, it was a small get together.
tigress:
hahahaha! this cracked me the hell up! 
recordandplay:
WOW...hahah
god bless those pagans.
belllla:
god bless 'em every one.
yuriel:
amen man amen
lord save me from your followers!
lord save me from your followers!
Slow ass day today... but its cool since this week coming up is gonna suck my left nut... Skool sux!
my rents are coming up from ATL to visit since my sis is graduating next sunday, so I gotta deal with them... yay!
Ever have those times with your parents when you know its just a matter of time before they burst and start lecturing...
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recordandplay:
Hahah - good luck with the parents. I completely understand that feeling. How are finals for you? 
recordandplay:
I'll be back in Columbus tomorrow - but not long enough to pound anything, I have to drive right back to Medina go figure.
go figure. Welp, Me and god over there are pissed off todayz... i did that e-file for my taxes and they estimate your refunds... or lack there of in my case. WTF am i gonna do with a measly 1200???
Fuck tuition alone cost 8 g's this year~! Grrrrrrr.....
Good thing it's friday!
Bad thing is that me and god over there have nothing to do tonight....
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krim:
Why does god look like a big floating brain with an arm? I'm scarred now. It's like he's one of those metroid things coming to stick on my head and suck away all my life energy! WHY GOD WHY!
Racing is sweet. One tiime i pulled up to this sweet ass corvette in my measly little 92' Toyota paseo. Looked over at the guy, looked forward, when the light switched i gunned it. Blew him out of the water! It was great. Oh yea, but he wasn't racing. I think he saw the true power seeping out of my 3 rimmed war machine and got scarred.
Racing is sweet. One tiime i pulled up to this sweet ass corvette in my measly little 92' Toyota paseo. Looked over at the guy, looked forward, when the light switched i gunned it. Blew him out of the water! It was great. Oh yea, but he wasn't racing. I think he saw the true power seeping out of my 3 rimmed war machine and got scarred.
Hi, my name is Nic, and I'm a movie-aholic.
"Hi.... Nic...."
Tonight I witnessed Silent Warnings (with a Baldwin brother), Spider (too drunk to comprehend), and Prince of Darkness (John Carpenter can bear my children.... or vampires...)
I relapsed today almost wached Glitter... but instead poured acid into my eyes....
wish me well...
NiX
"Hi.... Nic...."
Tonight I witnessed Silent Warnings (with a Baldwin brother), Spider (too drunk to comprehend), and Prince of Darkness (John Carpenter can bear my children.... or vampires...)
I relapsed today almost wached Glitter... but instead poured acid into my eyes....
wish me well...
NiX
tigress:
hi nic. I'm liz...also a movie holic.
I'm glad you didn't stoop to the level of "glitter".
I'm glad you didn't stoop to the level of "glitter".
nicolelee:
i was wasted beyond belief...