Woo hoo......!!!!
No work tonight... that means I get to ... well... do what i always do DRINK!!!
It's america's favorite past time...
So it's Ohio.. and memorial day week.. which means the Memorial Day Golf Tourney at Muirfield... which means gaurafuckinteed rain... stupid dead indain curse.
Ummm what else? I gotsta be quick cause we're expectin peeps over here any time now... and i...
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No work tonight... that means I get to ... well... do what i always do DRINK!!!
It's america's favorite past time...
So it's Ohio.. and memorial day week.. which means the Memorial Day Golf Tourney at Muirfield... which means gaurafuckinteed rain... stupid dead indain curse.
Ummm what else? I gotsta be quick cause we're expectin peeps over here any time now... and i...
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soooooooooooooooooo hungover..... 
nothing funny to say today...
cept happy memorial day ....
i thinks its hair of the dog time...
lates
nothing funny to say today...
cept happy memorial day ....
i thinks its hair of the dog time...
lates
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tigress:
hangover are the suck!
twistedblack:
u have a hangover oh my god. I thought ur body would be like used to it. What did u do drink like all the kegs in the town.
Guess what?!!
Nix is gettin play....
I'm, sorry the nice guy should... ummm deny this?
fuck that.
ummm hear ya go.....
I don't drink water..... fish fuck in it...
those who are drunk represent..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lates
Nix is gettin play....
I'm, sorry the nice guy should... ummm deny this?
fuck that.
ummm hear ya go.....
I don't drink water..... fish fuck in it...
those who are drunk represent..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lates
Happy early weekend to all...
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
lates,
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
lates,
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muse25:
where do you come up with this stuff lol!
where do you come up with this stuff lol! 
recordandplay:
hehehe. I like that last line.
Happy early weekend to all...
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
lates,
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
lates,
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adrunkmobstar:
Officially think i am in love... 
Hell i even wrote peotry for this girl...
well... not good poetry.. it was about boobs.. and im drunk... but it was still poetry for a girl...
Yay me!
time for a handstand or some jumpingjacks or.. fuck it gimme a beer and a styrafoam donkey
[Edited on May 27, 2004 2:40PM]
Hell i even wrote peotry for this girl...
well... not good poetry.. it was about boobs.. and im drunk... but it was still poetry for a girl...
Yay me!
time for a handstand or some jumpingjacks or.. fuck it gimme a beer and a styrafoam donkey
[Edited on May 27, 2004 2:40PM]
yuriel:
hey at least you sound male 
hehe
lol drunken poetry werd
awh love hehe
hmm
wierd entry. funny nonsensical
but yer always drunk so
whee
hehe
lol drunken poetry werd
awh love
hehe
hmm
wierd entry. funny nonsensical
but yer always drunk so
whee
Damn I'm fuckin Mr.Grumpy-R-us today... wait that sounds weird... no, I'm not having sexual relations with a weird guy named Grumpy... nevermind...
My new neighbor is hot... and has officially only seen me in my stupidest moments ... aka drunken moments. The first time me my roomie and a couple friends were playing Knights of The round Table out on the back porch.
(The game...
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My new neighbor is hot... and has officially only seen me in my stupidest moments ... aka drunken moments. The first time me my roomie and a couple friends were playing Knights of The round Table out on the back porch.
(The game...
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plastikmizery:
ill share my comics with you lol... well dont be grumpy, get her drunk so she makes an ass of herself as well so u can be even
lol... well dont be grumpy, get her drunk so she makes an ass of herself as well so u can be even WHAT UP WHAT UP!!!!
YAY ME!!!
Finally officially moved into my new place... my roommate is cool as shite, she has already added her feminine touch to the place, which is good cause beer cans and nekked ladies is my decor...
So that meant I was without internet for the last 10 days ... GASP!
Oh, so went to OU last weekend, its about 2...
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YAY ME!!!
Finally officially moved into my new place... my roommate is cool as shite, she has already added her feminine touch to the place, which is good cause beer cans and nekked ladies is my decor...
So that meant I was without internet for the last 10 days ... GASP!
Oh, so went to OU last weekend, its about 2...
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nicolelee:
apparently i have a nice ass? 
krim:
omg dude i drove for 2 and a half hours up to sacramento from san jose, if you have any idea where that is, anyways and i had my arm out the window the whole time and i had a fucking window sunburn too. It got a little blistery up near my shoulder and it's still fucking peeling. It's so conforting to know i'm not the only smartguy to do it. yay.
if you could sure yer hand for sexual harassment what would you want for the ruling against yer hand? oh the possibilities.....
if you could sure yer hand for sexual harassment what would you want for the ruling against yer hand? oh the possibilities.....
Yea, i've changed my name again... teddybear wasn't workin for me... since i've lost all my weight, I'm not fat and cuddly anymore.... so if yall have any suggestions let me know ...
ADrunk(insert here)
Well shite... I got to try out my new SG shot glasses... yes, they must have listened to all my pleadings and finally made some... so i bought like 9...
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ADrunk(insert here)
Well shite... I got to try out my new SG shot glasses... yes, they must have listened to all my pleadings and finally made some... so i bought like 9...
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yuriel:
dude that was so funny 
you rock yo haha
you rock yo haha
muse25:
LOL...I love that joke
useless shite we all should know... yea, I'm THAT bored...
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would...
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would...
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in- law with All the mead he could...
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in- law with All the mead he could...
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Bitch, I'll Knock You Out!
For starters, to these American troops who I'm seeing pointing at Iraqi cocks and balls during my nightly news, I ask you, "What the fuck?" Are you stupid? What the hell did you take photographs for? You're about as fucking stupid as the group of teenagers who film themselves breaking into their neighbor's house, and then leave the fucking tape...
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For starters, to these American troops who I'm seeing pointing at Iraqi cocks and balls during my nightly news, I ask you, "What the fuck?" Are you stupid? What the hell did you take photographs for? You're about as fucking stupid as the group of teenagers who film themselves breaking into their neighbor's house, and then leave the fucking tape...
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muse25:
awsome statement lol. you must feel good after getting that all off your chest! Blasting this all over the new is going to make Iraqis justofy all these killings on Americans
dude how the fuck do you still have a working liver and kidneys
*snicker giggle*
werd man
as always yo keep cool n shit