So i figured it would be fun to put 2 different HAzmats together on the truck, when they arent supposed to be anywhere close to each other... mind you I AM trying to get fired... or promoted which ever comes first.
Well, one was a cumbustable gas and the other some acid compound...
No luck, the boxes didnt break opebn during their trip to ATL,...
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Well, one was a cumbustable gas and the other some acid compound...
No luck, the boxes didnt break opebn during their trip to ATL,...
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heart broken again.....
fill in your own fuckin punchline....
fill in your own fuckin punchline....
mizbhaven1:
Sorry to hear that babe, and I hope things get better for ya. 
yuriel:
fuck i hate broken hearts bleh
break some bones yo
break some bones yo
MY LEFT COCK IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN!!!!
WHERE THE HELL IS MY LEFT COCK???!!!
This is reeeee-diculous. Joder!
What? I can't have a "left" cock unless I have more than one cock?
Do you think I'm a mormon? I know that. I'm no mormon. JESUS!
Well, now you know it. You figured me out. I'm Cathartic. From the land of normandy.
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WHERE THE HELL IS MY LEFT COCK???!!!
This is reeeee-diculous. Joder!
What? I can't have a "left" cock unless I have more than one cock?
Do you think I'm a mormon? I know that. I'm no mormon. JESUS!
Well, now you know it. You figured me out. I'm Cathartic. From the land of normandy.
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yuriel:
hahahha man you are hysterical
man i wish i had a cute girlfriend to see in one of my polo shirts heheh *laughs* mmmmm
*laughs*
hot i bet it is
psst i threw your left cock in the garbage the damned thing was smellin bad yo!
man i wish i had a cute girlfriend to see in one of my polo shirts heheh *laughs* mmmmm
*laughs*
hot i bet it is
psst i threw your left cock in the garbage the damned thing was smellin bad yo!
kellyjanice:
i lost my left cock too... and my right one...
anyway.
anyway.
Caaution... Do not read if yall are used to Nic's typical pages....
Aight.. I'm allowed to rant... aren't I? .. I've been funny and aloof for all this time, so when shite happens I'm allowed to let it all hang out...
"Let i all hang out"... that sounds like an exhibisioinist made that up.. i'd like to meet her....
anyway back to me being mad.......
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Aight.. I'm allowed to rant... aren't I? .. I've been funny and aloof for all this time, so when shite happens I'm allowed to let it all hang out...
"Let i all hang out"... that sounds like an exhibisioinist made that up.. i'd like to meet her....
anyway back to me being mad.......
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irina:
1) I'd suggest before you do anything else, go get off, so it's out of the way and you can think properly again.
2) It happens sometimes. She'll be fine. Not your fault, not something you should be worried about. BUT i'd suggest that you call her just to ask if she's ok, and if there's anything you can do for her. (hopefully she'll say no, but it's still nice to ask.)
3) Because there was blood involved, you may want to both go get tested if you haven't been already, together or seperately, (however you're more comfortable.) Better safe then sorry, if you ask me.
4) THIS IS IMPORTANT: the book of sutra may teach you to have great sex, but it will NOT teach you ANYTHING about birth control. If your penis makes ANY contact with her vagina, she CAN get pregnant, whether you cum or not. And if you don't believe me, go here and read the first paragraph.
5) Forgive me if I've said too much; I've just met too many girls who had babies or abortions when they were still in highschool. I wouldn't want something like that to happen in your life. It's not fun.
6) I would never say "don't have sex" to anybody; BUT don't go into it uninformed. You know what I'm saying?
2) It happens sometimes. She'll be fine. Not your fault, not something you should be worried about. BUT i'd suggest that you call her just to ask if she's ok, and if there's anything you can do for her. (hopefully she'll say no, but it's still nice to ask.)
3) Because there was blood involved, you may want to both go get tested if you haven't been already, together or seperately, (however you're more comfortable.) Better safe then sorry, if you ask me.
4) THIS IS IMPORTANT: the book of sutra may teach you to have great sex, but it will NOT teach you ANYTHING about birth control. If your penis makes ANY contact with her vagina, she CAN get pregnant, whether you cum or not. And if you don't believe me, go here and read the first paragraph.
5) Forgive me if I've said too much; I've just met too many girls who had babies or abortions when they were still in highschool. I wouldn't want something like that to happen in your life. It's not fun.
6) I would never say "don't have sex" to anybody; BUT don't go into it uninformed. You know what I'm saying?
mizbhaven1:
Well, I'm glad to see that you are feeling better, and sorry do hear that you didn't get off, maybe next time. 
"So, I like my women like I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke..."
Yup so my parents are up from Atlanta to visit and check out my new place... so I wont be on here at all this weekend... HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!! I'm out...
*POOF*
Shit. Damn you David Blaine and your faulty disappearing trick. The only thing you...
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Yup so my parents are up from Atlanta to visit and check out my new place... so I wont be on here at all this weekend... HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!! I'm out...
*POOF*
Shit. Damn you David Blaine and your faulty disappearing trick. The only thing you...
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yuriel:
werd man have a fun weekend
since this makes about as much sense to me as erm....
yeah a full frontal labotomy does.
since this makes about as much sense to me as erm....
yeah a full frontal labotomy does.
argentumblack:
Suddenly I know what it feels like to have ADHD...
I went to a midget party... actually it was a little get together.
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argentumblack:
...lol...thats like this little irish kid i know....he's a little drunk.
kellyjanice:
bowling at the columbus square bowling palace at 5707 forest hills blvd... if you need directions check out this link... 9:00 is the time we decided sice we now know that there are leagues until a little after that...
I just taught my little cousin the "Pen 15 club" trick... now she's got 5th grade detention on her last day of school...
stupid catholic schools...
So some police in New York shot a man they thought had a grenade... He was EATING A PEAR!!! How do you fuck THAT up!
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stupid catholic schools...
So some police in New York shot a man they thought had a grenade... He was EATING A PEAR!!! How do you fuck THAT up!
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kellyjanice:
okay so here's the deal joey is coming in from ireland to my house this wednesday... i want to have a little get together for him on friday night... i know it is last minute but he needs to meet some SG people... there are only 2 ireland members him being one of them and i think he needs to have some fun while he is here... if you are interested in getting together and doing something with us let me know l... if you have any suggestions as to what you want to do let me know that too... i had a blast when we went bowling and it was great that under 21 could attend... let me know... hope to see you on friday...
muse25:
HIYA SEXY BEAST. i NEED YOU TO MAKE ME GIGGLE. HACKERS HAVE FUCK UP MY COMPUTER!. I need emotionless sex and a shot of whiskey with a side of giggles. I added your friend. tell your friend to start a journal so we can all spy on him. 
unless he hacks for a living....
unless he hacks for a living....
"No one likes monopoly... it always ends the same ... 'Fuck this game! Fuck you grandma you cheating whore! Where did you get all those pink 50's huh?! Don't touch me grandpa, grandma is a cheating WHORE! She's got hotels on boardwalk, and I'm sitting on Baltic paying luxury tax out the ass!!! FUCK THIS GAME!!!"
t3chmonkey:
Ahahahahahaha.
That means you're waiting too long. If the bitch starts to win early on, you're supposed to slip some amal nitrate into her RC cola.
That means you're waiting too long. If the bitch starts to win early on, you're supposed to slip some amal nitrate into her RC cola.
yuriel:
Ahahahahahahha
this is hysterical.
as is atom's comment
*snicker giggle laugh*
fuck youre a riot bro!
this is hysterical.
as is atom's comment
*snicker giggle laugh*
fuck youre a riot bro!
What up yall?!!
It's thursday soooo that means... drinkin before AND after work!
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic....
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It's thursday soooo that means... drinkin before AND after work!
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic....
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mizbhaven1:
Sounds like your gonna have as much fun as me. I'm gonna have a few drinks myself at the club tonight, so I will have a few with ya.
yuriel:
werd man. i like that timeline. it says much more than people give credit for im sure....
thats one fucked up funny drunken moment there!
thats one fucked up funny drunken moment there!
Yea.... Hi everyone.. Hi Hi HI ...
Wow that was borderline manlove. At least ya'll didnt see the half wrist wave that went with that... why the hell did I just... Oh. I was sitting on a marker.
Anyway, school's just about done, two finals and three papers next week, then S-to the U-to the Double M- E-R!!!
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Wow that was borderline manlove. At least ya'll didnt see the half wrist wave that went with that... why the hell did I just... Oh. I was sitting on a marker.
Anyway, school's just about done, two finals and three papers next week, then S-to the U-to the Double M- E-R!!!
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tigress:
my liver hates me...i'm sure
tigress:
shit... i meant to ask...what book is "talk shows on mute" about.?
yer entries are always so odd but cool