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i need to change my first name. all of these awful singers on the american idol tryouts have my name. it's unbearable.
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shard:
I think you should change it to Funky cold DJ Adelina
mrdelicious:
Take the high road, embrace your name, go on American idol and win.
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i'd like to have my boobs cut off. i dont like them, they restrict movement...and because i have a hereditary predisposition for breast cancer, it serves me well not to have them. if i dont have the boobs to begin with, then i wont have the boob cancer. i won't have to spend money on bras either. skull
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shard:
I don't think you should simply cut them off. Have you thought of making them modular? You know, that way you could take them off and put them on as you please. We have the technology!
accident77:
Just so you know, you can still get breast cancer even if you don't have breasts. I bet you didn't know that men can ever get breast cancer (although rare) and we don't have breasts.
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if i had the resources (but aren't there so many things we'd all like to do if we had the resources?), i would love to run a puppy farm...or something better, a puppy paradise. no, not for me to market and sell the pups, but to raise and nuture a large puppy family, many generations of pups, with the greatgranddaddydog, every cousin once-twice-or-thrice-removed, every uncle-and-aunt-doggy-duo,...
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oldzork:
Please don't feel blackeyed ... I'd hate to think I'd caused that. It's just too much stuff on the go...

But anyway... My feelings about sex:

In theory I like it. I've enjoyed (to some extent) some of the sexual situations I've been in. But... more often than not, I've found that the stress and weight of expectations have prevented me from really enjoying it.

In practice, sex has not been that great. Several times, with mediocre sex, the post-sex hassle (partner not seeing the event(s) the same way, and so on) has been enough to make me wish I'd never done it. In other cases, sex that was reasonably great in the moment has turned out to carry a weight of expectations that has turned me right off. And in the few cases where we both knew what we were getting into, and agreed to it (tacitly or otherwise), it just hasn't been as exciting as various sources suggest it should be. A couple of women that I'd happily do just about anything for, turn out to be married or married-equivalent... damn!!

I'm still waiting (hoping) for the partner that will make it all wonderful: the sex, the conversation, the deep discussion of values, the trading of little secrets, the shared reading of books, the cuddling without borders or artificial boundaries.

I hope you've found that... seems (from your journal entries) like maybe you have. I wish you the best with it.

Cheers
-- Zork
mrdelicious:
no pussies! I love it when the pussies rub up against me. my dog sheds more than any cat I've ever had.
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3 movies, 3 days:
24 dec: the incredibles
25 dec: the life aquatic with s.z.
26 dec: the aviator

what are the holidays but a chance to try and avoid relatives without seeming obtuse? so we have the movie theatre: an inconspicuous reason to dart away for some fleeting moments of entertaining darkness, achieving at least a few hours of solid boy-girl cuddle time without...
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remuemenage:
my large unruly irish family also turns to movies to quell emotions over the holidays

far far better than endless political arguments

I must say - I appreciate your contribution to SG world, 'tis right to celebrate manhood as well as womanity



may you have better luck with biscuits!
shard:
Thanks for the compliments! We don't get good clouds in LA usually.

How was the Aviator?
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This is the mandatory year's end, coming-to-a-close, so let's make sense of it all moment, including a bit of ciphering - adding and deducting the goods and bads, arriving at an unsettling sum, and grasping for closure (one week early).

Every year I make mistakes. Sometimes the mistakes are the same ones from years before, and other times I am more innovative and create complicated...
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shard:
It's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done.
mrdelicious:
unfortunately, in my excitement, I neglected to photograph the mistletoe belt buckle and it didn't really survive the night. one thing I didn't count on was actually getting someone under it. I had to wait for a subject to sit down then I would jump up on the back of the couch or the arm of a chair, as I'm not known for being overly graceful or atheletic, this was comedy, I'm sure. all in all it was a very good evening, except at the end of the night I discovered the two 'subjects' I had got digits from and actually planned to see next week, turned out to be sisters. I just can't win.
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The elementary school is on winter break now. Friday we had our winter party potluck - parents & surrounding community & friends were invited. The kids were off the hook - running and jumping, singing and yelling and making a big mess of the cafeteria. I won't be seeing them until January 18th! When I was in elementary school, we had only 2 weeks off...
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oldzork:
I have no specific plans for celebrating the solstice, per se, but I'll go visit my parents for a few days while school's shut down (they close the whole place between the 25th and New Year's). How about you?

About solstice in the southern hemisphere: yes, their longest day is our shortest day, so their summer solstice is the same as our winter solstice. I guess on the equator they have two summer solstices (at our equinoxes, when the sun is right over the equator) and two winter solstices (at our solstices, when their days are shortest). (I'm making up all this stuff about the equator... wink )

I'm a bit of a grinch this time of year (well, okay, a lot of a grinch). I don't fit in particularly well (socially) any time of the year, but somehow the effect is accentuated by the weight of cultural expectations at this time. On the one hand, I don't get into the "holiday spirit" at all, but on the other hand I feel obliged to fake it for the sake of family serenity. Hence the urge to go camping... smile

Anyway... be well, and enjoy your break from the kiddies...
oldzork:
I guess this wizard stuff is too subtle for me... I want fireballs!!! wink

Anyway, I hope that things go well for you over the holiday season, and that the guy in the red-and-white suit brings happiness to you and yours, in excess.
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It terrifies me that 5 year old children have already learned how to deceive, cheat, steal and snitch. I dont want kids anymore.
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remuemenage:
I love the pictures in your photo albums

I'm torn by the desire to not be a slave to biology, to consider my own life a creative work that is self-contained ........

and the desire to pass on what I have learned

mrdelicious:
how would you expect kids to act with everything they are surrounded with. ofcourse they're going to learn deciet, cheating and stealing when they see those they're supposed to look up to engaging in these things.
there are some great kids out there, there are some great parents out there. it's the people who are terrified by children acting like this who should become parents, not the people who see nothing wrong with it.
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The fembots of Austin Powers pale in comparison to my phlegmbots. I shall star as the human sacrifice in Attack of the Phlegm Monster, and even the cheesy yet money-making sequel, Revenge of the Phlegm Monster. What can be more sexy than hacking up wads of green mucous every 2.17 seconds?

Despite the gooey muck, things are going well. We have so many...
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i:
ooo aaa ARRR!!! bok oink miao!! skull robot
oldzork:
Oooh, baby.. wads of green mucous... yes... do it... or...um... something... sorry... imagination got away from me for a second... wink

Loserville... well... I think I've achieved honorary resident status, through not finishing my degree in an appallingly long time. It's getting beyond silly, and into just absurd... Unfortunately, (in my case) there is no solid evidence to the contrary, so I think I have to accept that I am (if not a citizen) at least a permanent resident. But rest assured, I totally understand your need for silence, and for getting away. (I'm planning a camping trip soon... not to *go* anywhere, but just to get away from the noise and the distractions and the *city* I'm surrounded by.)

Oh, and... yes, I'm very happy to be Zork again, instead of Zorke... It finally got to be too much, so I went to heroic measures to terminate the original "zork" so that I could re-assume the name. I feel much better now.

I hope all is stupendously well with you (and that the wads of green mucous attack the negativity and consume it utterly, destroying themselves in the process). Who, me? An optimist? wink
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venice:
Those are the cutest things I have seen in a long time! Lucky kids! I wish i could eat brownies, I would make you send me some! smile
mrdelicious:
I will always behave for brownies
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Working with kids everyday = major toll on the body. I get every cough, cold, and sore throat circulating through the child concourse. This leads to the inevitable letter:

Dear Santa,

Please send me a brand-new(splurge!) or quality-used(be frugal!) immune system. No, I don't need or want a new video-game console like everyone else although it would be nice. Thank you very much.

skull X
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venice:
I have no idea about Christmas presents. The only way I was able to get something for my boy was him actually telling me what he wanted, which impressed me, because he usually doesn't want anything. My family is really good about wishlists, too. But I don't know what boys like. Books and CDs are always good rather cheap presents if there's anything he likes...
mrdelicious:
yeah you immune system will toughen up on it's own surrounded by all those kids, ask for the game console. any ideas what to get three nieces ages 6,7,and 8?