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Dinosaur Leprechauns.

Mar 17, 2014
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Is this enough green?

* * *

There once lived 3 dinos

couldn't fit into chinos

so one said "what the hey!"

"those pants suck anyway!"

So they wore only vests

(To show off their green chests)

and little green top hats

for luck on ol' St. Pat's.

(I used no specific form just rhyming AA BB CC and so forth.)

* * *

And what's St Patty's without a limerick?!

Here are three green leprechauns

with sharp claws and eyes of bronze.

Lots o' em'rald scales

and really long tails

passing through your front lawns.

* * *

(Limericks rhyme 1st, 2nd and 5th lines. And the 3rd and 4th lines rhyme.)

* * *

And limerick # 2:

A dinosaur trio eyeballin' my High West,

(It's not Irish, but still warms the chest.)

"We will share!" I say.

The trio yells, "Hooray!"

Drop by drop, we are much less stressed.

* * *

A note on the dinos. They are my small St. Pat's gifts for the three little baby nerd birds. (The t-rexes are from Target's dollar spot. I made the vests and hats from felt and floss). What's childhood but one long endless string of excitement from one holiday to the next? Next holiday is, what, I dunno, two weeks away?! (It really does seem like "holidays" keep coming closer and faster these days.) ;-)

Don't get pinched today!

Xx

VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
horror_head:
Love the little vests. It'd be even more hilarious if you put underwear on them! I guess some things are best left to the imagination....
Mar 18, 2014
adelina:
@horror_head superb idea. I can do that. Gimme a couple days to put the Dino thongs together. 
Mar 18, 2014

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