PERFECT BLOWJOB,see group,not written by me
DEC 16, 2006 08:46 AM
Alright,
here's my humble attempt at an objective, scientific approach to the matter at "hand" :o)
______
LADIES:
1 - You need to like it, if you don't, it will show
2 - The best blowjob is the one that wasn't expected
(I love my girl to start sucking me in the morning while I am still sleeping
and wake up to the feeling and meet her lovely eyes :o)
3 - Three words: PAINFULLY SLOW PLEASE
4 - As in every other sexual practice, try pretending playful "submission" :
if you can play with it, it really shows the opposite, that you have a strong personality.
BIG turn on for us. It makes us feel we have a tamed tiger between our legs :o)
5 - Three more words: SOAKING WET PLEASE
6 - Dirty talk to a minimum, delighted "yummy" sounds to a maximum
7 - Much more than your lips should be involved:
you also have your tongue, teeth, throat, cheeks and hands
8 - Learn to read body signals to change the rythm from painfully slow to mad fast;
good giveaways that your guy is about to fill your mouth with cream are:
- shivers
- increased tension in the penis
- changed or interrupted breathing
- body stiffness
Yes, I know, it sounds like he's going to have a seizure, die or something...lol
9 - Try games: fill your mouth with something that can give him a temperature shock (cold water)
or produce a change in lubrication (syrup? cream? honey? lol) and then suck him like that
10 - Spit or swallow? Well, if you swallow and you do it -eagerly-, it shows that you did not just
enjoy giving us pleasure but that you enjoyed it yourself.
If you loved the blowjob yourself, we will love it more.
We don't like to force you to do anything you do not love. ;o)
GENTLEMEN:
1 - After a while, she knows you and what you like. Don't ask for it every time you are alone.
She is not a coin-operated blowjob dispenser.
2 - Don't move. Give her space to do what she needs to do.
3 - Advice is nice but stopping every 5 seconds to tell her what is going wrong is too much.
You are not Oliver Stone on the set of a movie.
4 - Watch the dirty talk. Guys in particular can spew the most ridiculous stuff in this situation lol
5 - There is a moment, eventually, when grabbing her head and pushing her rythmically down
on your cock might feel natural and great (to her as well);
just don't do it as soon as she kneels down to open your fly.
6 - Consequence of the above statement: receiving head and "facefucking" your girlfriend
are not exactly the same thing. Both can be great, just don't always turn one into another.
Use your imagination and keep your cool.
7 - We can't keep our hands still, we all know that.
One advice: before getting to the "headgrabbing-facefucking-frenzy"
remember that caressing her head and gently stroking her hair and cheeks
might feel nice to her...
8 - If you need a change in the rythm or if she is just using her teeth a bit too close to the bone,
try communicating with looks, body movements and changes in the way you breathe
rather than telling her using words. Girls understand body language a lot better than us
and you will both feel more connected.
9 - When the moment "comes" and you know you are about to blow your liquid gold
with the strength of an oil drilling platform, make sure you know what your girl's political
stance is on the idea of you coming inside her mouth.
Don't pretend you did not know that she does not like it.
If you did not have time to ask her before the games started, try sending signals to her
and in this case you can even use words; watch her reaction:
if you say "Oh yes, YES, I'm nearly, NEARLY there!!!" and she starts deepthroating you,
I'd say it's safe and polite at that point to give her at least a gallon :o)
10 - When the show is over, don't use the excuse of the "hormonal tide flowing back"
to forget that she is there and that she just gave you the most memorable head of your life:
a nice thing to do at this point is reaching for her and kiss her passionately.
Yes, it's your cum in her mouth. So what? :o)
If anybody thinks there's some wisdom in my words,
I might consider writing a "cunnilingus handbook" hehe lol
;o)
DEC 16, 2006 08:46 AM
Alright,
here's my humble attempt at an objective, scientific approach to the matter at "hand" :o)
______
LADIES:
1 - You need to like it, if you don't, it will show
2 - The best blowjob is the one that wasn't expected
(I love my girl to start sucking me in the morning while I am still sleeping
and wake up to the feeling and meet her lovely eyes :o)
3 - Three words: PAINFULLY SLOW PLEASE
4 - As in every other sexual practice, try pretending playful "submission" :
if you can play with it, it really shows the opposite, that you have a strong personality.
BIG turn on for us. It makes us feel we have a tamed tiger between our legs :o)
5 - Three more words: SOAKING WET PLEASE
6 - Dirty talk to a minimum, delighted "yummy" sounds to a maximum
7 - Much more than your lips should be involved:
you also have your tongue, teeth, throat, cheeks and hands
8 - Learn to read body signals to change the rythm from painfully slow to mad fast;
good giveaways that your guy is about to fill your mouth with cream are:
- shivers
- increased tension in the penis
- changed or interrupted breathing
- body stiffness
Yes, I know, it sounds like he's going to have a seizure, die or something...lol
9 - Try games: fill your mouth with something that can give him a temperature shock (cold water)
or produce a change in lubrication (syrup? cream? honey? lol) and then suck him like that
10 - Spit or swallow? Well, if you swallow and you do it -eagerly-, it shows that you did not just
enjoy giving us pleasure but that you enjoyed it yourself.
If you loved the blowjob yourself, we will love it more.
We don't like to force you to do anything you do not love. ;o)
GENTLEMEN:
1 - After a while, she knows you and what you like. Don't ask for it every time you are alone.
She is not a coin-operated blowjob dispenser.
2 - Don't move. Give her space to do what she needs to do.
3 - Advice is nice but stopping every 5 seconds to tell her what is going wrong is too much.
You are not Oliver Stone on the set of a movie.
4 - Watch the dirty talk. Guys in particular can spew the most ridiculous stuff in this situation lol
5 - There is a moment, eventually, when grabbing her head and pushing her rythmically down
on your cock might feel natural and great (to her as well);
just don't do it as soon as she kneels down to open your fly.
6 - Consequence of the above statement: receiving head and "facefucking" your girlfriend
are not exactly the same thing. Both can be great, just don't always turn one into another.
Use your imagination and keep your cool.
7 - We can't keep our hands still, we all know that.
One advice: before getting to the "headgrabbing-facefucking-frenzy"
remember that caressing her head and gently stroking her hair and cheeks
might feel nice to her...
8 - If you need a change in the rythm or if she is just using her teeth a bit too close to the bone,
try communicating with looks, body movements and changes in the way you breathe
rather than telling her using words. Girls understand body language a lot better than us
and you will both feel more connected.
9 - When the moment "comes" and you know you are about to blow your liquid gold
with the strength of an oil drilling platform, make sure you know what your girl's political
stance is on the idea of you coming inside her mouth.
Don't pretend you did not know that she does not like it.
If you did not have time to ask her before the games started, try sending signals to her
and in this case you can even use words; watch her reaction:
if you say "Oh yes, YES, I'm nearly, NEARLY there!!!" and she starts deepthroating you,
I'd say it's safe and polite at that point to give her at least a gallon :o)
10 - When the show is over, don't use the excuse of the "hormonal tide flowing back"
to forget that she is there and that she just gave you the most memorable head of your life:
a nice thing to do at this point is reaching for her and kiss her passionately.
Yes, it's your cum in her mouth. So what? :o)
If anybody thinks there's some wisdom in my words,
I might consider writing a "cunnilingus handbook" hehe lol
;o)