Dear Email Spam God's;
It has come to my attention that you have great sympathy for me towards my lack of a penis. What you neglect to realize is that I do in fact, enjoy not having a penis (most of the time) and I would appreciate if you would stop sending me emails for said non-existent penis.
Because I do not have a penis, I do not wish to lengthen or widen it, or increase my sperm count.
And no I am not interested in making my boobs bigger, firmer or perkier either.
Just thought we'd clear that up ahead of time.
Oh, and my vagina is pretty okay too.
So please, though I understand your heart felt concern, my sexual organs are satisfactory the way they are.
Sincerly,
Anatomically satisfied Adair.
It has come to my attention that you have great sympathy for me towards my lack of a penis. What you neglect to realize is that I do in fact, enjoy not having a penis (most of the time) and I would appreciate if you would stop sending me emails for said non-existent penis.
Because I do not have a penis, I do not wish to lengthen or widen it, or increase my sperm count.
And no I am not interested in making my boobs bigger, firmer or perkier either.
Just thought we'd clear that up ahead of time.
Oh, and my vagina is pretty okay too.
So please, though I understand your heart felt concern, my sexual organs are satisfactory the way they are.
Sincerly,
Anatomically satisfied Adair.
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opaque:
thanks so much for taking the time to comment on my set.
ta2dmom:
easily one of the funniest journal entries I've EVER read! lol I might have to start copy and pasting that into every damn email I get like that as a reply lol. Nah, if I did that, they'd think I was interested and send me more! 