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Dear Email Spam God's;

It has come to my attention that you have great sympathy for me towards my lack of a penis. What you neglect to realize is that I do in fact, enjoy not having a penis (most of the time) and I would appreciate if you would stop sending me emails for said non-existent penis.
Because I do not have a penis,...
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So now it is post Gala update time!

First of all, special thank you to Lucy for organizing everything, pretty much solo! I didn't get to talk to her until the end of the night for me, but she was very, very nice.

Of course we can't forget Speedphreak or Cereal_killer for their work organizing the guestlist and putting down a deposit for the venue....
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I made it.
The funeral is over. I stood up and said what I needed to say- and did so without crying to the point of being completely uncomprehensible.
My only regret is that my Mom was the one to deliver the official eulogy- and people kept telling me what a good job I did with what I said.
I think the hardest part of...
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Update time! Do the update dance!
Fun Adair tidbit: Every time I hear "Since You've Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson (which might I add, is not too often), I think of a transvestite dancing around in a sheer camisole and underwear until his nuts fall out of his panties. Oh Skin Tight Outta Sight, you're so silly.

Anywho this is my cat, he looks sad...
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Work, work work.
I have been serving my little toushie off this week- annnnd I am looking for another job.

In other news, a supposed competing site for SG is apparently launching sometime soon- we all know what it is and we all know that it's been saying it's going to lauch for a long time. *sigh*

Personally, I think SG, no matter what, will...
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Anyone wanna see the fancy, shmancy article I wrote about SG?
You'll have to wait. I've decided to make sure that all the lovely ladies I interviewed get the first sneak peak!

Anyway yay for me! Sort of. It actually got quite chopped to death by my editors.
Lotus in particular I would like to note- said "jerk off" not masturbate. My editor found the...
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So school is over, but of course I had the creepiest dream ever on Friday.

I, for some reason, was an SG, I think I was doing my first set or something, and who do I book a shoot with- my design teacher at school- oh my. He's a young guy and everything, but still, I am slightly disturbed being as, I was naked, in...
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And now a brief word of message boards and communities.

I like SuicideGirls- a lot. Why? Beacuse except for the occasional villiage idiot wandering on (which I have never encountered) there is a certain maturity level.

I honestly don't think I ever want to go back to all ages boards- or boards that may as well be all ages.

This all stems from the sudden...
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For the first night in a a week and a half I actually got home on time tonight. I can only home that tommorow I will be just as lucky. Maybe I'll even be lucky enough to go to the gym? Or is that getting my hopes up too much?

The school year is really winding down- finally. I finished my web layout thing in...
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Whew I have a very busy week in the making. I'm a little worried.

I have a newspaper article due this week and next. I also have a video report due next week and this is a short week because of Good Friday.

On the good side of things; I now have my nipple repierced so I am feeling more even now, and now I...
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