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Saturday May 22, 2004

May 22, 2004
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So it's my mom's 50th birthday and she's having this big huge party. I can't go to the after-prom party because I have to be there. Well, okay, at least I'll get to show Adam off to all my parent's friends. Oh wait- he can't go because some stupid friend he hasn't seen in 10 years is getting married and he already rsvp'd. Dammit. Okay, well I'll bring Shouga with me-- it'll be like old times, us avoiding our family gatherings together. Oh wait- she isn't answering her phone. Great. So now I have to go alone. And be interrogated by scores of people I haven't seen since I was a baby about "what I'm doing now"... (hint-- NOTHING... or I guess I could say "Well, I dropped out of college because I was going through a severe depressive episode and now I haven't had a job in over a year... oh and I'm modeling for a porn site!")... this is going to be FUN.

Oh, what's that, Mom? You invited my EX-BOYFRIEND? He said HE'LL BE THERE??? What the fuck!?!?

The only way I would've been okay with him being there is if I had Adam with me-- so everyone can see how much better Adam is!! Now I'm dateless AND I have to deal with David-- jesus fucking christ I am going to have to drink myself into a coma and be dragged home before the party even starts. FUCK THIS!!!! mad mad mad
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hyparxis:
that sounds so very uncomfortable that it sounds comfortable, then it sounds very uncomfortable again.

the only advice I can offer is: when lighting the candles on a birthday cake, one should light the first candle with a lighter then proceed to use that candle to light the other candles. when drunk it may seem to make more sense to keep using the lighter to light all the candles. that is how you drunkenly burn the shit out of your thumb like I did a few weeks ago.

good luck.
May 22, 2004
gadget:
booo, I only have one ex boyfriends should just be put on an Island somewhere. At least the bad ones.

I know that's totally illogical but...it still should happen.
May 23, 2004

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