"If I don't make this one, tell them when I'm gone/That playing with you was incredible fun"
Terrorvision - "Ten Shades Of Grey" (1994)
And that goes for all of yers as I'm not sure whether this will be my last post before Christmas (or, given the amount of alcohol I'm gonna be drinking on Tuesday, possibly ever
) or not.
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Terrorvision - "Ten Shades Of Grey" (1994)
And that goes for all of yers as I'm not sure whether this will be my last post before Christmas (or, given the amount of alcohol I'm gonna be drinking on Tuesday, possibly ever
) or not.
Anyway, saw off me...
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"Things will work out if you want 'em to/If only I could have the other half of you/Girl I hope you see what you mean to me/'Cos it's all or nothing for me"
The Small Faces (or Dogs D'Amour) - "All Or Nothing"
Dear diary, I did something last night which I'm not entirely sure whether it's the bravest or stupidest thing I've ever done....
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The Small Faces (or Dogs D'Amour) - "All Or Nothing"
Dear diary, I did something last night which I'm not entirely sure whether it's the bravest or stupidest thing I've ever done....
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vampsinthe78:
That sounded pretty sucky, mate. I saw some highly respectable Manc business types rolling all over the floor in their Armani suits in Oxford Rd station yesterday though. 
The meet was ace. No probs though. We're hoping to get another one sorted in early new year! Have a great (propa?) Chrimbo. O_o v78
The meet was ace. No probs though. We're hoping to get another one sorted in early new year! Have a great (propa?) Chrimbo. O_o v78
charley:
Oooh hello, no I'm not in Grimsby OR Hull but in fair, sunny and smelly Cornwall...and no I'm not inbred!!
And good call to YOU on the Fairytale.. thing ach woulda been criminal not to mention it. Good luck with the lass and well done for being a hero with your cousin...
And good call to YOU on the Fairytale.. thing ach woulda been criminal not to mention it. Good luck with the lass and well done for being a hero with your cousin...
"You turn and face the strange/You turn and face yourself"
Therapy? - "Turn" (1993)
OK so last night was a bit weird. We were supposed to be going to see Her Alibi, mates of me and primate (who actually manages 'em) at Joey's supporting the B-Movie Heroes. Except the B-Movie Heroes never turned up and, as a consequence, our lads ended up headlining. Erm, 'cept...
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Therapy? - "Turn" (1993)
OK so last night was a bit weird. We were supposed to be going to see Her Alibi, mates of me and primate (who actually manages 'em) at Joey's supporting the B-Movie Heroes. Except the B-Movie Heroes never turned up and, as a consequence, our lads ended up headlining. Erm, 'cept...
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its_matt:
Pub golf sounds like the most frightening game ever, i may very well see ya on fri....
brogan:
thanking you 
im so gutted that i cant come2the meet up on fri, i have work on the sat so i cud only really go if i went home at a normal-ish time so i'm not2 wasted
xoxox
im so gutted that i cant come2the meet up on fri, i have work on the sat so i cud only really go if i went home at a normal-ish time so i'm not2 wasted
xoxox
Okay, so my usual posting routine is gonna go out the window the next few days. Mainly because the silly season (aka Xmas) is kicking in now and I don't know when I'm gonna be in and when I'm not.
But one thing I do know is that I'm now officially going to Manchester for the meet-up on Friday as my wages will be safely...
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But one thing I do know is that I'm now officially going to Manchester for the meet-up on Friday as my wages will be safely...
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mexicant:
Hey there BTR. I'm going to my local meetup this Friday too. I'm supposed to bring a gift/ornament, but I still have no effing clue what to buy. I'm probably gonna break down and buy a bottle of good booze! Everyone likes that, right?! 
Well, I finally put part 2 up, so if you get a sec go check it out. I'm not entirely sure how long this is gonna be, but it's kinda good to get it out.
Well, I finally put part 2 up, so if you get a sec go check it out. I'm not entirely sure how long this is gonna be, but it's kinda good to get it out.
matt_organic:
Well it better be a pint of water being as I'm straightedge
"If we get dropped I will sail out the window/Clutching the artwork to my debut single/We'll fly past the helicopters high over St Paul's/Head for the ocean and live with the seagulls/I don't wanna talk about it/I'm just glad we failed/I'm livin' the high life for ya/I'd burn down the high rise for ya/I'm moving to California/At least that's what I'm telling my friends"
Straw...
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its_matt:
spreading yourself a tad too thin, my friend. i suggest you give robochrist a miss, as amazing as they sound im sure your friend would understand, if not say that your trying to stay away from anything remotely religious as you only agree with the presents side of this celebration. Also i hope hartlepool beat colchester as colchester beat my team, oldham athletic yesterday.
or you could just give the manchester meet a miss? its probably gonna be cool, but jillys tis such a dank place, and maybe you should stay away from dank places as that combined with the artic winds may kill you.....
hope i helped!!!
or you could just give the manchester meet a miss? its probably gonna be cool, but jillys tis such a dank place, and maybe you should stay away from dank places as that combined with the artic winds may kill you.....
hope i helped!!!
matt_organic:
The MSN thing constantly happens to me. It must be my lovely online manner. In any case, spending time with your dad around Christmas is far more important than spending time around us lot. If you think you can do both then go for it (it'd be cool to meet you and all) but family comes first.
"You could take a chance on love/Just one more dance on love/But if you dance to the music, the night will last"
The Vibrators - "Whips And Furs" (1976)
"Ooh la la la, ooh la lay, there's a party in Paris palais"
UK Subs - "Party In Paris" (1981)
Well, okay not Paris palais but York Fibbers where I'm off tomorrow night to see the...
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The Vibrators - "Whips And Furs" (1976)
"Ooh la la la, ooh la lay, there's a party in Paris palais"
UK Subs - "Party In Paris" (1981)
Well, okay not Paris palais but York Fibbers where I'm off tomorrow night to see the...
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the_bear:
Stop being weird, come to Manchester, goddamnit I'm gonna be in debt for it so you might as well make the effort..
C'mon, you know you want to play air guitar in the vicinity of strange people you only know offof the internet, help me out here I'm pissed
C'mon, you know you want to play air guitar in the vicinity of strange people you only know offof the internet, help me out here I'm pissed
matt_organic:
They didn't make sense you know. They never did. Hope you enjoy the splendour that is Fibbers. Look at that stage with the graceful knowledge that I have trod it and bestrode it like a vast behemoth of metal magnitude. I've kicked the crowd barriers down too... Heh heh heh.
CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN TWO NORTHERN NUMBSKULLS
(part one in a series of what will probably be too many)
THE TIME: Tuesday 9th December 2003
THE PLACE: Outside Leeds Cockpit just after a triumphant gig by Danko Jones, Electric Eel Shock and Robochrist
THE PROTAGONISTS: BillyTwoRivers, Primate and some random girl who just happened to be walking past.
THE BAR TAB: Lots of beer
BILLYTWORIVERS: Dude,...
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(part one in a series of what will probably be too many)
THE TIME: Tuesday 9th December 2003
THE PLACE: Outside Leeds Cockpit just after a triumphant gig by Danko Jones, Electric Eel Shock and Robochrist
THE PROTAGONISTS: BillyTwoRivers, Primate and some random girl who just happened to be walking past.
THE BAR TAB: Lots of beer
BILLYTWORIVERS: Dude,...
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primate:
mobo prize? you twat. beer makes you deaf?
same again for the 16th mate?
c ya,
P
same again for the 16th mate?
c ya,
P
"And my heart lies in the basement while my thoughts fly through the roof..."
Dogs D'Amour - "Empty World" (1991)
Oh great. After yesterday the last thing I needed was something to get me feeling even more mixed up than I already was. But, yup you guessed it, that's exactly what happened.
Given my comprehensive lack of sleep over the weekend and the fact that...
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Dogs D'Amour - "Empty World" (1991)
Oh great. After yesterday the last thing I needed was something to get me feeling even more mixed up than I already was. But, yup you guessed it, that's exactly what happened.
Given my comprehensive lack of sleep over the weekend and the fact that...
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matt_organic:
The Dave Gorman book rules. I've had weird sleeping dreams like that as well, you're not alone.
vicky:
I've no plans to exhibit in Leeds as yet but thanks!
You never know tho!
I would
to know what you are going to be in the magazine for! Please tell me!
You never know tho!
I would
to know what you are going to be in the magazine for! Please tell me!"Belly full of serpents and a head full of hurt/An album full of ballads that the critics said wouldn't work"
Terrorvision - "Ships That Sink" (1993)
Sunday morning. Very hungover. Listening to Terrorvision. In the event that you're one of those unlucky enough not to have heard anything by these fine ambassadors of rock 'n' roll Bradford style then do yerself a favour and go...
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Terrorvision - "Ships That Sink" (1993)
Sunday morning. Very hungover. Listening to Terrorvision. In the event that you're one of those unlucky enough not to have heard anything by these fine ambassadors of rock 'n' roll Bradford style then do yerself a favour and go...
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THE RANDOM THOUGHTS OF BILLYTWORIVERS
1. "Hung out with Jesus for a couple of days/I guess he could not cure my ways/So now I'm headin' back to the Devil's Inn/It's the only place I don't have to pay to get in"
Dogs D'Amour - "Back On The Juice" (1991)
2. So yeah, now I've had two days off (not off work, just off serious over-exertion,...
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1. "Hung out with Jesus for a couple of days/I guess he could not cure my ways/So now I'm headin' back to the Devil's Inn/It's the only place I don't have to pay to get in"
Dogs D'Amour - "Back On The Juice" (1991)
2. So yeah, now I've had two days off (not off work, just off serious over-exertion,...
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matt_organic:
Ministry rucking rule. 'Greatest Fits' is quite good, but for the finest Ministry experience you will have to buy 'Psalm 69' and 'The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste'.
vicky:
Sometimes i wish i knew ANYTHING about football to be able to find jokes like that funny. Ah well it was funny anyway!
(Hang on, no i don't actually.)
I hate living so far away from all the UKSGers. Thats why that SGUK holiday would have been cool
(Hang on, no i don't actually.)
I hate living so far away from all the UKSGers. Thats why that SGUK holiday would have been cool
The same goes for me. If you dont hear from me till 2004; I hope you have a great holiday!
joy!
hilarity!
food!
booze!
stomach pumps!
etc!