Hi Guys,
I hope the world is being friendly to you!
Lets begin with 'Hilarious moments of retardedness' - for thoese that dont know what this it, they are the moments that i find in life extremely hilarious, however due to the social conditions in which i confronted these moments i was unable to roll around on the ground in a hilarious fit of laughter.
1. Random lady walks into my office the other day at work 'fuck my stomach is bigger then my ass, that's never a good thing'
2. Overheard two girls chatting away. 'So she has two wholes down there, oh gosh thats such a sad thing', friend, ' No she has three, you know the two usual and the 'other''. Both girls look down at the grown in what appears to be, 'they care sympathy'.
I am now going to move on with my daily adventure update.
So for those that don't know, yesterday was Australia Day and me and my best friend decided to celebrate the patriotic day by going to a music festival - The Big Day Out http://bigdayout.com/vault/1997
However, slight complication - the weather. The Australian weather controller up in the sky has decided to ripp us Australians off this summer with no actually summer at all. It has been stormy, cold and raining for months now, and this was the burden we had to face.
Have no fear, Australia day was nothing less then ME Vs. The weather.
So me and my best friend ran through the shops the morning of the event in a crazy fit of weather preparation. We sourced some gumboots and ponchos. But this just wasn't enough for me, there was one floor in the plan. Whats the point in having gumboots if the rain can piss inside the boot i asked myself! So i came up with the brilliant idea to get those boot covers that mowing ppl use to stop grass and stuff get inside their boots! It was perfect! it was ingenious! it was all me!
Gosh we were attractive in our get-up! and we were ready to take the weather on!
Walking into the festival grounds you could smell the evaporate of the recent downpour off the hot concert, the muddy footprints, and brown grass could not hide the recent abuse from the weather.
Me and my friend stood in the crowed, 2 lines back from the front waiting for Frendzl Rhomb and Parkway drive to begin. It was cloudy and grey, with the sweat and stench of sweaty festival go-ers to keep us company.
I did suggest sunblock ( you can tell i am getting older when crazy suggestions like this come out of my mouth) as it was overcast at this point, but we brushed it off.
About half an hour later when we were squished between a punk with a green Mohawk and two topless guys (weren't complaining here) the sun decided to come out! It was too late for UV preparation now. The day was complete, it was finally Australia day.
The day went one, drinking, live music, and just chillin as a festival dead bug as you do .....
The day was great, and was perfect preperation for my new lifestyle choice i wanted to try out.
I decided through the events of the day that there was something missing in life, being human just wasn't good enough for me. So i decided to be hipster and all and try life out as a lobster. I am not sunburnt, lobster is a lifestyle choice, ok!
Anyways i think i have typed enough - so adios.
Stay Adventurous peeps
XOXO
I hope the world is being friendly to you!
Lets begin with 'Hilarious moments of retardedness' - for thoese that dont know what this it, they are the moments that i find in life extremely hilarious, however due to the social conditions in which i confronted these moments i was unable to roll around on the ground in a hilarious fit of laughter.
1. Random lady walks into my office the other day at work 'fuck my stomach is bigger then my ass, that's never a good thing'
2. Overheard two girls chatting away. 'So she has two wholes down there, oh gosh thats such a sad thing', friend, ' No she has three, you know the two usual and the 'other''. Both girls look down at the grown in what appears to be, 'they care sympathy'.
I am now going to move on with my daily adventure update.
So for those that don't know, yesterday was Australia Day and me and my best friend decided to celebrate the patriotic day by going to a music festival - The Big Day Out http://bigdayout.com/vault/1997
However, slight complication - the weather. The Australian weather controller up in the sky has decided to ripp us Australians off this summer with no actually summer at all. It has been stormy, cold and raining for months now, and this was the burden we had to face.
Have no fear, Australia day was nothing less then ME Vs. The weather.
So me and my best friend ran through the shops the morning of the event in a crazy fit of weather preparation. We sourced some gumboots and ponchos. But this just wasn't enough for me, there was one floor in the plan. Whats the point in having gumboots if the rain can piss inside the boot i asked myself! So i came up with the brilliant idea to get those boot covers that mowing ppl use to stop grass and stuff get inside their boots! It was perfect! it was ingenious! it was all me!
Gosh we were attractive in our get-up! and we were ready to take the weather on!
Walking into the festival grounds you could smell the evaporate of the recent downpour off the hot concert, the muddy footprints, and brown grass could not hide the recent abuse from the weather.
Me and my friend stood in the crowed, 2 lines back from the front waiting for Frendzl Rhomb and Parkway drive to begin. It was cloudy and grey, with the sweat and stench of sweaty festival go-ers to keep us company.
I did suggest sunblock ( you can tell i am getting older when crazy suggestions like this come out of my mouth) as it was overcast at this point, but we brushed it off.
About half an hour later when we were squished between a punk with a green Mohawk and two topless guys (weren't complaining here) the sun decided to come out! It was too late for UV preparation now. The day was complete, it was finally Australia day.
The day went one, drinking, live music, and just chillin as a festival dead bug as you do .....
The day was great, and was perfect preperation for my new lifestyle choice i wanted to try out.
I decided through the events of the day that there was something missing in life, being human just wasn't good enough for me. So i decided to be hipster and all and try life out as a lobster. I am not sunburnt, lobster is a lifestyle choice, ok!
Anyways i think i have typed enough - so adios.
Stay Adventurous peeps
XOXO