I just bought one of those toasters that can also cook eggs. I am going to be an egg sammich-making MACHINE, motherfuckers.
Behold: www.eggandmuffintoaster.com
Behold: www.eggandmuffintoaster.com
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smuffy:
haha. you're funny.
creative_slacker:
I have brought you TP for your BUNGHOLE.
I agree with Smuff Films up there I wasn't much into Bevis and Butthead, but I sure did love Daria a whole lot.
I have brought you TP for your BUNGHOLE.
I agree with Smuff Films up there I wasn't much into Bevis and Butthead, but I sure did love Daria a whole lot.
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april:
happy holidays!!!
-ape
-ape
thejuanupsman:
Merry Christmas
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kristie:
Thanks for the birthday wishes, you!
danielle:
you comming for xmas?
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charley:
Just the new one, I went on a spree after hearing the Calexico thing, so good. I really am going to do you some MP3'sonce I get my burner working again!!
kenyon:
Sun Kil Moon/Red House Painters are awesome. Do you know that Marc from those bands is in _Shopgirl_, the new Steve Martin Movie? It's kind of drab; his role is one of the best parts.
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jamielee:
Christmas shopping or not....we're both cooler regardless. 
lizarose:
i heard it. i am a moderately big modest mouse fan, and therefore i think the record is a little better than moderately good.
interesting take on those songs, i have to say...
interesting take on those songs, i have to say...
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strega:
It's true. I do need more. You can never know enough boozehounds. Your profile pic looks familiar. Maybe I already know you. 
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UPDATE:
go fucking screw
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danielle:
done and done
kristie:
I hope you're having a better day.
I'm on the shelf today, my parents gave me the flu.
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judas:
it really did seem plausible that it wouldn't happen. i swear.
goob:
minnesota has too many skinny boys. they need some sammiches.
There's only so much wine
You can drink
In one life
But it will never be enough
To save you from
The bottom of your glass
You can drink
In one life
But it will never be enough
To save you from
The bottom of your glass
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vinyle:
the bottom of a wine glass is truly a tragedy.
i would like to take a nap now.
i would like to take a nap now.
peachass:
Too true!
Have you ever felt a warm, fresh-from-the-chicken, egg?
Just grtting back online - yes I saw emmy Lou on Conan - the other woman was Neil's wife Pegi. They both played the Nashville shows with him in October