Is anybody watching Nightline? They are explaining the electoral college, for Christ's sake. Didn't everybody learn that when they were 12?
Fucking rubes.
Fucking rubes.
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Mankind can cure cancer, move mountains, and send people to the moon, right? Then why the hell can't somebody make a grated parmesan cheese that doesn't insist on adhering into a solid ball moments after purchase, rendering it virtually useless to the consumer?
Hurry, please. My lasagna is getting cold.
Hurry, please. My lasagna is getting cold.
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tahliana:
xlnt xlnt 
yeh im doing good! was going to post a normal entry today with fun stuff but felt the elections more worthy. hehe... how you doing?
yeh im doing good! was going to post a normal entry today with fun stuff but felt the elections more worthy. hehe... how you doing?
tahliana:
yeah, im pretty scared about the whole thing myself... even being so many thousands of kilometers away. it affects the whole world.... 
all i can do really is promote people to vote and to educate on things. 
all i can do really is promote people to vote and to educate on things. My dishwasher is humming and my toilet is back at 100%. And I did it all MYSELF! Bob Villa can lick my brown-eye.
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I would like to bring the house lights down for a moment:
Much
goes out to all the women on this site who make me and make this site such a pleasure to visit. Thank you Charley, Hexe, Catiedid, Lisakat, creative_slacker,...
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I would like to bring the house lights down for a moment:
Much
goes out to all the women on this site who make me and make this site such a pleasure to visit. Thank you Charley, Hexe, Catiedid, Lisakat, creative_slacker,... Read More
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danielle:
i will be in hollywood for my 21st but i will come out to play once i come back no worries!
catiedid:
always drinking these days... 
My household appliances are beginning to betray me, all at once. My toilet leaks, my dishwasher is broke, and.....well, that's it. But STILL! Anybody have any poltergeist experience?
My friend Hexe got her set posted today.
Go see how incredible she looks!
My friend Hexe got her set posted today.
Go see how incredible she looks!
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drstinkypants:
well bust a move dude. youve always got a couch to crash on in texas.
ditch the breaking appliances and hit the open road
ditch the breaking appliances and hit the open road
virtuoso:
*blushes profusely*
thank you so much for the sweet comment!
I always get told that by old men on the street so it's rather nice to hear from a young stud such as yourself
thank you so much for the sweet comment!
I always get told that by old men on the street so it's rather nice to hear from a young stud such as yourself
Well, it's official: I am in a funk.
I was supposed to go to the Triple Rock tonight, yet I can't get off the couch. Again. I have been pretty antisocial lately, with an aversion to crowds in particular.
What the hell is wrong with me? Am I *gulp* getting old?
My apologies to faux_show and pinkokitty for bailing on you. I owe you many...
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I was supposed to go to the Triple Rock tonight, yet I can't get off the couch. Again. I have been pretty antisocial lately, with an aversion to crowds in particular.
What the hell is wrong with me? Am I *gulp* getting old?
My apologies to faux_show and pinkokitty for bailing on you. I owe you many...
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toneski:
im not too kind, I just hate when people make a big deal out me not going somewhere.
like I am stuck up or something.
its not that,
im just lazy or being a wussie.
like I am stuck up or something.
its not that,
im just lazy or being a wussie.
kestrel:
It's not lookin' good.
Can't people vanquish themselves for a change? I'm busy!
Can't people vanquish themselves for a change? I'm busy!
WORKING WITH RUBES: CHAPTER 49
AE - So this error means your application is corrupt. I can download a new version over your network if you give me a few seconds.
RUBE - Will that software be coming FedEx or UPS?
AE - No sir, I will download the app over your company's network, which means I can replace it through the computer system.
RUBE...
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AE - So this error means your application is corrupt. I can download a new version over your network if you give me a few seconds.
RUBE - Will that software be coming FedEx or UPS?
AE - No sir, I will download the app over your company's network, which means I can replace it through the computer system.
RUBE...
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query:
I just have to send in a set but I can't decide whether or not I want to do it.
plain_ol_jane:
thanks
A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything".
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charley:
Drunken fool
Take it you had a good weekend!
Drunken fool
Take it you had a good weekend!
despairfactor:
I feel stupid... I don't get it! 
I'm such a loser
I'm such a loserHoly shit! Is George W's head getting bigger, or is his body getting smaller? He's beginning to morph into Ross Perot.
And "vociferously"? How many months did it take W's cronies to teach him that? I guarantee from this day on the only time he uses that word is by accident. "Mmmmm Laura, these cookies are vociferous".
And "vociferously"? How many months did it take W's cronies to teach him that? I guarantee from this day on the only time he uses that word is by accident. "Mmmmm Laura, these cookies are vociferous".
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darklis:
Have you tracked down your youthful enthusiasm yet? I think I know where your unfailing rapier sharp sarcasm is. That's why I love ya.
Back from Fargo. My weekend can be summed up in one word: YAWN. Ah well, it was all for helping my adorable friend Kelley, so it was worth it.
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creative_slacker:
You bet I'll call you drunk. I get quite chatty when I'm on the sauce. Mmmm. If I didn't have so much work, I'd call you right now... NOW, right NOW... no wait, I'd call you N O W. Heh.
I'm hungry, and sick of staring at this screen. I think I've earned an ice cream sandwich, don't you?
I'm hungry, and sick of staring at this screen. I think I've earned an ice cream sandwich, don't you?
darklis:
It's okay to be turned on by pirate talk, me matey. 
Heads up to all my fans in the Moorhead/Fargo area: I will be spending the night on 9/25 before helping a friend move some of her shit back to The Cities. I believe we will be appearing at something called HoDo, then some sort of Martini Bar, and ending up in somebody's hot tub. That's the itinerary I was supplied with, anyways, Subject to change.
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darklis:
I don't mind you asking at all. I am a soap pimp. I make soap like fight club(without the people fat) and I have my own shop. Yes, folks in my town were THAT dirty, I had a solution.
sedona666:
Sounds like a good time, indeed! I have friends and family in Minneapolis actually, so it's quite possible that I'd be up there someday.
I'm not dead
And I'm not for sale
And I'm not for sale
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rayna:
yeah i love ween. I think my favorite song is spinal meningitis... it's so strange. Put the coke on my dick is also one of my favoite songs.
charley:
I bet it is *sigh* wish I could see it, right now I have no money to even buy a drink tonight 
I'm a juvenile product
Of the working class
Who's best friend floats
In the bottom of a glass
Of the working class
Who's best friend floats
In the bottom of a glass
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charley:
Thank you, you really are too sweet to me, you know that right?
charley:
Ok, keep going then
Hexe does seem cool. Maybe I should try to get to know her. Somebody else was telling me he was really fond of her too. But I don't remember who it was. A guy. I remember that much. I think we were drinking so probably someone in SGTC. Eh cant remember.
Sweet talker? you lost me on that one.
Damn. I Wish I could fix shit.
I love the women on this site. A few of them too much.
I have to go with pinko's answer here. Grate your own. So much better.
Yes, everyone should have. but I had to explain it again today.
I am... Ok Tense, nervous, and anxious but trying to remain hopeful. 13 hours and counting,
How are you?