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Friday Apr 02, 2004

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So last night my friends and I went to Petco and liberated a hampster from a life of suffering! I think my good karma for the week has been fullfilled. confused

We were looking at pretty peach-colored ones when we saw this tenny-tiny dwarf hamster that was being
raped by all the other hampsers. ... it was like, hampster prison or something (wait, duh, Petco is pet prison) whatever . But we didn't have enough money to buy it. Thankfully our friend Jeremy showed up at the exact opportune moment and lent us $4 (and bought hampster treats too, yay! Wow this is a testament to what broke ho's we are ... aren't hampsters supposed to be like, $5 ?).

Since dwarf hamsters come from Siberia we decided to give it a nice Northernly-Eastern European name, but the only thing Katie and I could think of was the guy who inspired the myth of Count Dracula. So our new badass $12.99 hampster's name is

skull skull Vlad The Impaler! skull skull

You go Vlad. You're nobody's bitch now.



p.s - I'm retarded. Somebody tell me how to upload pics into my candids. I really need you to spell it out for me, because this new-fangled computer stuff makes no sense to poor Absinthe.
whatever
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
mercury5000:
Hooray for you!

I did the same for 2 rats recently. One of them is blind, so I felt bad for it. I'm a sucker.
Apr 3, 2004
timmayj:
I could figure this stuff out for you in a snap silly, use your resources
Aug 1, 2004

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