absinthe

So last night my friends and I went to Petco and liberated a hampster from a life of suffering! I think my good karma for the week has been fullfilled.

We were looking at pretty peach-colored ones when we saw this tenny-tiny dwarf hamster that was being
raped by all the other hampsers. ... it was like, hampster prison or something (wait, duh, Petco is pet prison) . But we didn't have enough money to buy it. Thankfully our friend Jeremy showed up at the exact opportune moment and lent us $4 (and bought hampster treats too, yay! Wow this is a testament to what broke ho's we are ... aren't hampsters supposed to be like, $5 ?).

Since dwarf hamsters come from Siberia we decided to give it a nice Northernly-Eastern European name, but the only thing Katie and I could think of was the guy who inspired the myth of Count Dracula. So our new badass $12.99 hampster's name is

Vlad The Impaler!

You go Vlad. You're nobody's bitch now.



p.s - I'm retarded. Somebody tell me how to upload pics into my candids. I really need you to spell it out for me, because this new-fangled computer stuff makes no sense to poor Absinthe.