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finally got "cunt" from my reserve list at the library.

thus far i would recommend it. highly.

check it out if you haven't already - book is "cunt" by inga muscio. (kind of old)
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fuck worcestershire sauce. fuck casein. and fuck wild oats.
vulvatron:
i have trouble pronouncing worcestershire. little known fact about me.
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if anyone knows someone who teaches or can teach spanish, i would like to learn that language. i would love any resources.
i can pay in money, home-cooked food, unconditional love, etc.

in mildly related news: if anyone wants to run away to latin america for a little while i think i am going to start hitching down sometime around the end of august (contractually...
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whoever pioneered the concept of a lightbulb inside of the refridgerator was right on point.

don't take that for granted. i'm without and it really sucks. really.
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global orgasm day. december 22nd.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will...
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momodou always preaches to me about how cows and chickens are the bounty of god. and how it is god's example of how favoured humans are and we are supposed to eat meat and drink milk because it is a gift or something.

i am pretty sure strawberry tofutti cuties are god's example of how much He loves me.
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jenny lewis + watson twins and the blow.
fuck such a good show.
glad i walked over there.
i got really lucky, though.
i figured i could just walk over to the venue and get a ticket but i showed up a little late and it was all sold out.
i waited outside for a bit and somebody offered me a free ticket. that was good...
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oh my god.
i just got a hand written letter from the coffee shop i used to go to back home.
fuck. they melt my heart. so sweet.

and momodou is yelping something about how great allah is in the other room.
life couldn't get better.
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"there's some pizza in the fridge. it's better if you heat it up. microwave's in the bathroom."

so what if the only electrical outlet in the house is in the bathroom. i think it's charming.

it's comforting to know that i can brush my teeth and keep a proper eye on the blender while i am simultaneously making a smoothie.
ifonlyforever:
haha. one outlet? that's kind of ridiculous.
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do yourself a favour and go to:
www.myspace.com/cambiata
and listen to the song "shards of pornography"

so good.
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went to the casino the other night.
my father wanted me to try and use his ID.

security guy: so when were you born, mr. loomis?
me: 1956.

not so much. he thought it would work. i decided it was a poor choice.
whatever, i gambled anyways.

i played cards for a while. they never carded me. won a couple hundred dollars. good times.

things...
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my father is going through his mid life crisis.
i used that vulnerability as leverage to convince him that he should shave his mustache.
he hasn't shaved it in 30 years.

i went and had tiny's make me a latte with some crazy chocolate peppermint soy drink that i got from food fight grocery. when i came back he had no mustache. i...
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ifonlyforever:
thirty years? crazy. I bet it was really effing weird to see him without it. surreal