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I have a lot of Apple Watch bands. I need some way of organizing them because the method I have now, known as “a pile,” is not as efficient and effective as I need in this fast-paced modern world. ⌚️

Do you enjoy sequels that are better than their originals? Then may I recommend The Nun 2, which does one thing, and does it well, which is to clearly telegraph oncoming jump scares—that when they happen are *still* frightening enough to make me say a swear in the theater.

Ages ago, IRL, I wondered what my perfect meal would be and in all honesty it was a cube of flavored material, “like tofu or something.” My palate is unsophisticated.

The Starfield game actually presents my ideal food of the future. I am certain I would eat at Chunks every day! 😆

Sir Percival Softpaws would like to remind everyone that even though it’s a gloomy blustery Monday it’s also spooky season and that’s pretty fab. 😊🎃

Do you enjoy great filmmaking where it’s a sci-fi thriller with only four words spoken the entire film and that manages to make gray aliens, of all creature designs, completely scary af? Then may I recommend No One Will Save You, which commanded my attention start to finish.

Ms. Opal Huntress wondering what’s up.

Do you enjoy ridiculous car-based action films that are the worst of the franchise, over-long, obviously created by committee—yet still silly fun as fuck? Then may I recommend Fast X, which is like sex or pizza: even when it’s not great, it’s still good.

Besides, who you kiddin’, what’re you gonna do by this point, nine damn movies in it, not watch this one? Of...
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Tonight, on an all-new #DnD, we sort out some kind of frog-wizard-snake mess!

Look at this teeny tiny squirrel! I think it lives in our landscape somewhere because I’ve seen it SO many times. This is the first time it’s ever stood still long enough for a pic! 🐿️

Do you enjoy films that go as well as you can reasonably expect given the ridiculously thin premise, low budget, and inexperienced actors? Then may I recommend Elevator Game which at least solves the problem of how to make a whole movie out of people going up and down in a box.