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Atlas

May 31, 2024
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Do you enjoy movies that spend 1% of their budget on script and 99% on SFX? Then may I recommend Atlas, which is so thunderously stupid from the first five minutes that I wonder who it was made for. Teenagers? Idiots? Teenaged idiots? Plus, a lot seems to have been cut that would have otherwise explained things that are missing. Still, it’s silly fun if seen with friends in a non-serious mocking-compatible environment and J-Lo does well—it’s tough to act to thin air for two hours like that.

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