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The Bricklayer

Apr 26, 2024
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Do you enjoy action movies that are somehow simultaneously by-the-numbers and don’t know what they want to be—with noticeably terrible writing supporting bad dialogue? Then may I recommend The Bricklayer which, on top of everything else, has ridiculously overwrought and distractingly pompous music.

Also, it seems that the lead, Ecker, spent the movie auditioning to be the voice actor for the next Batman game, wiring his clenched jaw shut to aid in his gravelly delivery of these terrible lines.

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