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Napoleon

Mar 8, 2024
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Do you enjoy movies that are boring? Then may I recommend Napoleon, a film clearly meant for Napophiles hard for 1700s French history—I’m neither. Movie has title cards amounting to “this event happened this year, remember?” No, I don’t. After 1.5 hours, IRL interrupted me but I’m not going back for the remaining 4 hours or whatever. *Who/why* is Napo? Even after those 10 hours of snippets I still don’t know. And now, after this, man I don’t care.

Great art direction and production design tho.

jacleric:
I do like boring movies. And I do like Joaquin Phoenix, even though everyone I know hates him. But I don't think I'll watch this. Lol 😉 thanks for the heads up @abashima 🤘
Mar 8, 2024

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