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Rebel Moon Part 1: Child of Fire

Dec 22, 2023
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Do you enjoy movies that take Star Wars, make it shitty, cram it into the Warhanner 40K universe, use the worst possible dialogue and editing, then film half of it in super slow-mo? Then may I recommend Rebel Moon, which has a *big* budget—all of it wasted b/c of script, acting, and direction.

Also, it’s not very good.

Addendum: it’s embarrassingly bad.

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