The Ritual Killer

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Do you enjoy terrible movies? Then may I recommend The Ritual Killer, a slipshod patchwork of disjointed mediocrity that, in an act of explicable hubris that defies imagination and weakens my faith in humanity, sets itself up for a sequel.

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Terrible movie with Morgan Freeman? Could be possible? :O He is such a great actor :(

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