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The new piercings are doing wonderfully, and all I want to do is drive my car into very dense objects at very high speeds.

In other news, my awesome big sister is home and made sweet potato bisque. The only way to describe said bisque is an oral orgasm. Not as in orgasm caused by oral, but if your mouth could orgasm, it would ejaculate this bisque.

The time has come for me to get so drunk/high/melted/etc that I can't remember my name, my plate numbers, where I am or how I got there.

xo