in which we learn fun facts about the penis and vagina......
Ladies first :
1. Au natural female lube is made of some of the same stuff found in shark livers.
2. Record for most female orgasms was recorded at the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon in Denmark. While Michael Hariprem claimed the title for men the year before with 31 big Os, one lucky gal rubbed out 222 orgasms in one sitting. Wow ... just ... wow. Anyone else feeling like an underachiever?
3. The farthest recorded distance that a woman has ejaculated was also at the 2009 Maturbate-a-thon in Denmark. (What a banner year!) She fired a whopping 10.3 feet. Man, I wonder what the MPH was on that? Next time, they should get this woman to do it in a batting cage.
4. The speculum your gyno uses in 2010 dates all the way back to the technological age of 1300 B.C.E. It got a shout-out in an old Hebrew tome called the Talmud. Worse yet, a speculum identical to the models used today was unearthed in some girls rubble at Pompeii.
5.The average vagina length is 3-4 inches, but fear not if youre a man with a gigantic Johnson. Dude, you will not be left holding your peenif you can get your gal excited enough, her tunnel of love will lengthen by up to 200 percent to accommodate as much of you as possible.
6. What do you call your vagina? Doubt when youre dirty talkin you use the technical term, but, honestly, how could ye ole namers of things look at a lady flower and think of a word as awkward as vagina? Turns out, vagina means sheath or scabbard, a sword holder, in Latin.
7. It takes women 15-30 minutes to come down after an orgasm. Guys, on the other hand, are over it the second they cross the finish line. This explains a lot, no?
8. Thanks to Italian researchers, the G-spot is no longer the sexual version of Santa Claus. In 2008, a team lead by Emmanuele Jannini at the University of LAquila found evidence that the G-spot exists and can be located on the front side of your vagina, not far from your belly button. Using an ultrasound, they got pics of an especially thick tissue lining in women who experience vaginal orgasm, and the big O was all thanks to the Skene gland, or the female prostate. Yes, thats right, a lady prostate. Apparently, back when youre a fetus and you could develop into a man or woman, some babies who go on to become girls keep this lil something extra.
9. If you thought the Octomoms vagina had seen a lot of baby traffic, you aint seen nuthin yet! Back in the 18th century a Russian peasant named Mrs. Feodor Vassilyev, gave birth 27 times. In total, she popped out 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadrupletsthats 69 babies.
10. Your vagina can fall out of your body. Ill spare you all the details, but no worries, they can reconstruct it.
11. Tatiana Kozhevnikovwho possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the worlds strongest vaginacan lift 31 lbs. with the body builder between her legs. Check out this vid of her, uh, flexing while wearing a sweet gold jumpsuit. Nothing says champion cooter like lam!
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and the boys......
1. The long distance record is held by Horst Schultz. He fired over 18 feet. We hope he didnt hit anyone.
2. Only one out of every 400 men is flexible enough to give themselves a BJ, but were willing to wager all 400 have tried.
3. The wonders of modern science never cease, even with a nipped tip. One infants discarded foreskin can be grown into new skin for a burn victim, measuring 250,000-square feet, or roughly the size of the Crowne Plaza Resort at Niagara Falls.
4. Sex really is just like riding a bicycle. If you thought dudes hands worked fast, their sperm could keep up with your old two-wheeler! The baby-making race has clocked competitors speeding down the vag highway at 200 inches per second. Remember, your average-sized tunnel of love is only three inches deepthat means it takes about .015 seconds to clear the finish line.
5. The smallest penis ever recorded was 1 centimeter. How? Why?! Well, it turns out there are two ways you wind up with a teeny ..... 1) Youve got a micro penis, where most of your little guy is shy and stays hidden in your body, or 2) The peen glands are stuck right on your pubic bone, so you get no wand for your magic. That condition is called congenital hypoplasia which has a name longer than the Johnson it describes.
6. Statistically, only 15 percent of men are over 7 inches, and only 3 percent are over 8 inches. Although, if youre a size queen, hope youre a gay man because, supposedly, homosexuals, on average, have an extra one-third of an inch to work with.
7. Jonah Falcon, the man with a 13.5 incher, the biggest penis is the world, is unemployed and living with his mother. Size doesnt matter. Case closed.
8. Former handyman Charles Lennon had an erection that lasted 10 years when he got a steel penile implant in 1996. After a decades worth of embarrassment, the 68-year-old was awarded $400,000 for his pain and suffering. But what did his wife get?
9. Sadly, smoking cigarettes isnt just bad for your lungs. It will also shrink the trouser snake by up to a centimeter. Boners are all about blood flow and, as you know, puffing on a tobacco stick isnt so great for circulation.
10. Its not about a six-pack, a fat wallet, or even having loads of charm; turns out the guys that women are most attracted to have super sperm. In a Spanish study, girlies were asked to look at photos and pick the men they thought were stone cold foxes. With complete disregard for looks, women consistently picked the guys who were the best sperm makers, naturally.
11. The average ladys orgasm lasts 23 seconds. Sorry dudes, you only get six seconds in heaven.
12. There are 50 million sperm in the average wad, but there can be up to 300 million.
13. Forget shoe size, the best indicator of a mans penis size is his aptly named pointer finger. But its not an exact replica, so no worries.
Ladies first :
1. Au natural female lube is made of some of the same stuff found in shark livers.
2. Record for most female orgasms was recorded at the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon in Denmark. While Michael Hariprem claimed the title for men the year before with 31 big Os, one lucky gal rubbed out 222 orgasms in one sitting. Wow ... just ... wow. Anyone else feeling like an underachiever?
3. The farthest recorded distance that a woman has ejaculated was also at the 2009 Maturbate-a-thon in Denmark. (What a banner year!) She fired a whopping 10.3 feet. Man, I wonder what the MPH was on that? Next time, they should get this woman to do it in a batting cage.
4. The speculum your gyno uses in 2010 dates all the way back to the technological age of 1300 B.C.E. It got a shout-out in an old Hebrew tome called the Talmud. Worse yet, a speculum identical to the models used today was unearthed in some girls rubble at Pompeii.
5.The average vagina length is 3-4 inches, but fear not if youre a man with a gigantic Johnson. Dude, you will not be left holding your peenif you can get your gal excited enough, her tunnel of love will lengthen by up to 200 percent to accommodate as much of you as possible.
6. What do you call your vagina? Doubt when youre dirty talkin you use the technical term, but, honestly, how could ye ole namers of things look at a lady flower and think of a word as awkward as vagina? Turns out, vagina means sheath or scabbard, a sword holder, in Latin.
7. It takes women 15-30 minutes to come down after an orgasm. Guys, on the other hand, are over it the second they cross the finish line. This explains a lot, no?
8. Thanks to Italian researchers, the G-spot is no longer the sexual version of Santa Claus. In 2008, a team lead by Emmanuele Jannini at the University of LAquila found evidence that the G-spot exists and can be located on the front side of your vagina, not far from your belly button. Using an ultrasound, they got pics of an especially thick tissue lining in women who experience vaginal orgasm, and the big O was all thanks to the Skene gland, or the female prostate. Yes, thats right, a lady prostate. Apparently, back when youre a fetus and you could develop into a man or woman, some babies who go on to become girls keep this lil something extra.
9. If you thought the Octomoms vagina had seen a lot of baby traffic, you aint seen nuthin yet! Back in the 18th century a Russian peasant named Mrs. Feodor Vassilyev, gave birth 27 times. In total, she popped out 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadrupletsthats 69 babies.
10. Your vagina can fall out of your body. Ill spare you all the details, but no worries, they can reconstruct it.
11. Tatiana Kozhevnikovwho possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the worlds strongest vaginacan lift 31 lbs. with the body builder between her legs. Check out this vid of her, uh, flexing while wearing a sweet gold jumpsuit. Nothing says champion cooter like lam!
[YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE]
and the boys......
1. The long distance record is held by Horst Schultz. He fired over 18 feet. We hope he didnt hit anyone.
2. Only one out of every 400 men is flexible enough to give themselves a BJ, but were willing to wager all 400 have tried.
3. The wonders of modern science never cease, even with a nipped tip. One infants discarded foreskin can be grown into new skin for a burn victim, measuring 250,000-square feet, or roughly the size of the Crowne Plaza Resort at Niagara Falls.
4. Sex really is just like riding a bicycle. If you thought dudes hands worked fast, their sperm could keep up with your old two-wheeler! The baby-making race has clocked competitors speeding down the vag highway at 200 inches per second. Remember, your average-sized tunnel of love is only three inches deepthat means it takes about .015 seconds to clear the finish line.
5. The smallest penis ever recorded was 1 centimeter. How? Why?! Well, it turns out there are two ways you wind up with a teeny ..... 1) Youve got a micro penis, where most of your little guy is shy and stays hidden in your body, or 2) The peen glands are stuck right on your pubic bone, so you get no wand for your magic. That condition is called congenital hypoplasia which has a name longer than the Johnson it describes.
6. Statistically, only 15 percent of men are over 7 inches, and only 3 percent are over 8 inches. Although, if youre a size queen, hope youre a gay man because, supposedly, homosexuals, on average, have an extra one-third of an inch to work with.
7. Jonah Falcon, the man with a 13.5 incher, the biggest penis is the world, is unemployed and living with his mother. Size doesnt matter. Case closed.
8. Former handyman Charles Lennon had an erection that lasted 10 years when he got a steel penile implant in 1996. After a decades worth of embarrassment, the 68-year-old was awarded $400,000 for his pain and suffering. But what did his wife get?
9. Sadly, smoking cigarettes isnt just bad for your lungs. It will also shrink the trouser snake by up to a centimeter. Boners are all about blood flow and, as you know, puffing on a tobacco stick isnt so great for circulation.
10. Its not about a six-pack, a fat wallet, or even having loads of charm; turns out the guys that women are most attracted to have super sperm. In a Spanish study, girlies were asked to look at photos and pick the men they thought were stone cold foxes. With complete disregard for looks, women consistently picked the guys who were the best sperm makers, naturally.
11. The average ladys orgasm lasts 23 seconds. Sorry dudes, you only get six seconds in heaven.
12. There are 50 million sperm in the average wad, but there can be up to 300 million.
13. Forget shoe size, the best indicator of a mans penis size is his aptly named pointer finger. But its not an exact replica, so no worries.
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my grandmother used to call the female lower regions 'Pamela'
So do they sell tickets for the masturbate-a-thon? I think SG needs to send one of their stellar newswire people to this monumental event for a full investigative report.