After my mass media studies class this morning, I stopped by the furniture store because I'm looking for a new desk. I overheard a group of salesmen talking. I heard one mention "terrorists"; caught my ear as I was walking between two large pieces of furniture. I kept on walking and came around from behind those pieces of furniture, the heard this gem: "Yeah, heard on the news this morning that al-Qaeda started the California fire."
fearthereaper:
Yeah, I'm writing a story on that now. Fucking amazing.
mrcrisp:
i'd be happy with five.