_gypsy_

there was a scratching at the door.
slightly perturbed, OldWorld, left his gaming session to look outside.
"probably some of those damn kids" he grumbled to himself.
upon opening the door there was a flash of motion and he suddenly found himself at the mercy of a small feline.
his long-time comrade, church713, exclaimed something to the effect of "WHAT the FUCK was THAT!!"
Old World's faithful, loving, and complete sex fiend of a girlfriend heard the commotion from the far room of the apartment where she was diligently studying.
as she emerged from the bed room she was startled by a blur of motion; she promptly demanded an explanation of their Ultimate Dorkness-es.
they replied not, leaving in the silence a clue that there was an intruder in their humble abode.
dropping to a fighting stance, gypsy, let her eyes rove the edges of the room, not one inch of the freshly cleaned carpet avoided her intimidating gaze.
suddenly, the blur struck again!
blindsided, gypsy was forced back against a wall, a struggle for her very survival ensued.

part two to come.