Titty-Fucker, Donkey-Fucker, Monkey-Fucker, Douche.
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I need some practice projects to refamiliarize myself with html and css. Unfortunately, I've never been able to wrap my head around the idea of practice projects. This causes problems in language classes, which require you to talk absolute shit about a topic on which you have no opinion.
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cleverthings:
Meow... sounds less than fun. 
ironorchid:
I know, you could make a celebrity fan site! 
Or a maybe a showcase site for some of your writing and art.
Or a maybe a showcase site for some of your writing and art.
No! No fever!
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letigre:
I hope you are feeling better. Fevers are no bueno.
I actually talk in funny accents too, though none are very convincing.
Something you don't know about me: I was in a Asian sorority for 3 years back in the early years of college. Yeah, when I was pretending to be straight.
I actually talk in funny accents too, though none are very convincing.
Something you don't know about me: I was in a Asian sorority for 3 years back in the early years of college. Yeah, when I was pretending to be straight.
riz:
I haven't decided yet... but I'm short on funds, so probably not.
So it's my birthday[1] on friday next. I'm a little uncomfortable about it, but I'm going to try. My mother is coming home to celebrate with me[2].
I've got the job. I'm negotiating my salary tomorrow. I've never been on salary before.
For my birthday, I'd like someone to buy me some new hips. You can all pool together, or something.
I almost quit the...
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I've got the job. I'm negotiating my salary tomorrow. I've never been on salary before.
For my birthday, I'd like someone to buy me some new hips. You can all pool together, or something.
I almost quit the...
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imp_:
oh...but you're 1337 and all that is awesome with your bitchy.
hence the adoration.
hence the adoration.
steven:
Well, as it happens ...
My son's got a little buddy's birthday party to be at around noon, so we'll lob into Essen between 10-10.30.
Ungodly hour, I know, but one must be accommodating in such matters.
My son's got a little buddy's birthday party to be at around noon, so we'll lob into Essen between 10-10.30.
Ungodly hour, I know, but one must be accommodating in such matters.
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bill_the_cat:
And also, I don't have a hammer.
I'd streak 'em, but it sounds like a bunch of kids...
I'd streak 'em, but it sounds like a bunch of kids...
bill_the_cat:
The ping-pong's stopped, but now they're singing Dexy's Midnight Runners. Badly.
Apparently I still talked a good shop. I have a new job. I start on Tuesday.
it's still hospitality, but it's better. It's a better venue, it's better pay, it's a better atmosphere and it's better[1] hours. It's full time, backed by the assurance that the owner has three restaurants in this city[2].
In related news, I'm very sick of listening to my boss's three...
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it's still hospitality, but it's better. It's a better venue, it's better pay, it's a better atmosphere and it's better[1] hours. It's full time, backed by the assurance that the owner has three restaurants in this city[2].
In related news, I'm very sick of listening to my boss's three...
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steven:
Yerrrs. This sounds like a job where you want to have eaten well and had a sound night's rest before attending...
Still, very rewarding! I'm siure you're up to the challenge.
Still, very rewarding! I'm siure you're up to the challenge.
nocturnalist:
You're welcome!
Incidentally, would you consider the "clockwork sweetheart" story you were working on to be a romance? It sounds like one from the title, but the title is all I have to go on.
Incidentally, would you consider the "clockwork sweetheart" story you were working on to be a romance? It sounds like one from the title, but the title is all I have to go on.
I thought it'd go down at midnight, clearly I was wrong. That wasn't meant to be quite so omnipresent.
It was fun, nevertheless.
There's a significant possibility of my purging my friends list of people I don't trust intimately. I'm finding I can't talk about personal things on my friends list, and that irritates me. Thoughts?
It was fun, nevertheless.
There's a significant possibility of my purging my friends list of people I don't trust intimately. I'm finding I can't talk about personal things on my friends list, and that irritates me. Thoughts?
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nocturnalist:
There's a significant possibility of my purging my friends list of people I don't trust intimately. I'm finding I can't talk about personal things on my friends list, and that irritates me. Thoughts?
If it helps your peace of mind any, I'm not even sure I know how to find Friends threads.
nomi:
Also, we had to type them uphill in the snow. Both ways.
Quote of the week. 
I love each and every one of you!
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cleverthings:
Also, with the love. So. Was it your REAL birthday yesterday? Because I wasn't online AT ALL so I didn't see a little balloon. And now I'm not sure - because you TRICK-ED me earlier on.
Hesitantly...
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOU....
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DEAR MISS _ELICHRUSOS!!!! (very hard to drag that one out and make it fit!!!)
In full force...
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!
Hesitantly...
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOU....
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DEAR MISS _ELICHRUSOS!!!! (very hard to drag that one out and make it fit!!!)
In full force...
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!
If anyone with exciting new filesharing techniques felt like downloading a whole bunch of Venus Hum and sending it to me, I wouldn't hate that. Just sayin.
Also, I'm a realy croetchety bitch today. If I've offended anyone I'm almost sorry.
Also, I'm a realy croetchety bitch today. If I've offended anyone I'm almost sorry.
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helly:
You are the superstar honey! 
helly:
Well I have to say, I think you are pretty smart. I used to be afraid to comment to you for fear of my bad grammar and punctuation. Now I know it is o.k to post, because you must like something about my prickly personality 
It's spelt wrong on purpose. Geez, people.
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nirbhao:
I am good with a fishing net
_biblia_:
i can't live without a hairdryer either-- that's why i keep one in my suitcase. 
Was your operation successful? Was life restored to the patient?