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Saturday Jan 21, 2006

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Sometimes, I just want to hide under the covers and read with a flashlight, just like I did when I was little.

Make sure to run and jump into bed, from a reasonable distance, because if you stand next to the bed carelessly, something/someone could reach out from under the bed and grab your ankle. Upon waking, use the same amount of caution, but be aware that underbed monsters don't like the daylight, or even the dim evening/morning sun, so things should be fine in any case.

Be careful though.

-Chris-
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huw:
Sharks under my bed used to bother me too.....which is odd. Upstairs. In a house. In Wales (not typically known for its sharkpopulation)

I remember needin a whizz soooooo badly all night and holding it in cos I was too scared to touch the floor. I was a kid and I'd just watched Tremors ok!!!

What's under my bed now is probably more scary anyway.
Jan 21, 2006
beaeffeff:
To this day, no matter how hot, or restless, or drunk I may be I CAN NOT sleep with any part of my body hanging over the edge of my bed.

I mean, I know there's nothing under there but better safe than sorry right?
Jan 22, 2006

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